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Topic: I need to get laid.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 started this discussion 15 years ago #5,992

I just realized that I haven't had sex over 3 months. That's the longest I've gone without sex since 2006. I'm losing my edge.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #104,166

.____.
havent had sex in 17 years.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,167

Image went missingHmmmm... so?
What you gonna do about it?

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,168

@104,166 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)
whoa. How do you manage?
@OP
Just over 1 month without sex here and i'm cracking up.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,169

@previous (green)
Asexual. It just works.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,170

@104,167 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Guess I just need to start getting out more and find some new places to meet people. I'm thinking about giving online dating a shot.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,171

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> get out more
Sounds dangerous.

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,172

@104,166 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)
You saving yourself for marriage or something?

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,173

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Partly.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,174

@previous (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)
What does "partly" mean?

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,175

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
saving it for Fake anon

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #104,177

@104,174 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Meaning it's one of the reasons.

Foxygen !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #104,197

3 months lol

Doll !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #104,218

Sex, its better then Rosey Palms.

Trip !!ERmL+7Q2L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #104,220

Its been about three months for me too. I'm annoyed at myself for throwing my attention completely into work and not putting any effort into finding someone to fuck.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #104,853

@104,170 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

> I'm thinking about giving online dating a shot.

Its a bit like heroin or something, satisfying, addictive, and trouble. I recommend it to everyone! =D

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #104,866

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Well, what the hell have I been waiting for?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #104,944

@104,170 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
online? Looking for trouble in all the wrong places again eh

Get OUTSIDE - See the Real World ...lots of gals looking to meet and more. Wayyy to many out there in need of of of ...of all there is in the real world

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #104,952

@previous (Syntax)
I would meet them and date them in the real world, but use dating sites as a way to meet them. It's an ice breaker, and an easy way to find who's looking for sex/relationships in the area.

mountainman joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #105,137

I haven't had sex for 21 years.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #105,140

@previous (mountainman)
Son...I am disappoint.

mountainman replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #105,143

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Why? I am christian, currently studying to enter ministry. I believe the reproductive act is best performed within a structure designed to raise children.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #105,144

@105,137 (mountainman)
Son...I am disappoint.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,147

@105,137 (mountainman)

Nigg awat.
Aret' you like 17?

mountainman replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,150

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
lolno

I am 21. Maybe I just look young on tinychat?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,151

@previous (mountainman)
shit
you goint out with a 13 year old is creepy as fuck

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

mountainman replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,153

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
you type like b2s

I am not going out with a 13 year old.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,163

@previous (mountainman)

http://lafhouls.com/forum/topic/316

mountainman replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,167

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
lol I did take her out for dinner and then to a Christian concert, but we are not "going out" or "dating" or romantically involved in any way.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,170

@previous (mountainman)
Lol. Alright.

mountainman replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,172

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
In fact she wanted to set me up with her cousins, but they are currently on holiday in Taiwan. lol

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,173

Bumping for failure.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,306

Bump.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,312

Oh no. He's grooming another one.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,340

IIt's the. girl I bought the alarm clock for @previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,385

@106,173 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Failure seems to be his only option.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,388

@104,175 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
No u.

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,486

Haven't had sex since last friday, I am losing my college mojo

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,494

@previous (The Truth !!vSp31CfSr)
I'm starting to miss college. Not much though.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #107,730

@106,173 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Bumping because success :P

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #107,739

I haven't had sex in a year, I blame it on the fact that I am currently infactuated with one of my friends.

I'm so lonely.

sexual aerosol !!mtq555+/1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #108,164

I dont even need to get laid

I just need to die

wahwahwah

Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #108,179

Hey Broseph

i had sex last night for over 5 hours.

INB4 rawrrawrrawr

<3

Text some time!

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #108,184

@previous (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Sounds awesome! :D I woke up with bite marks. Really sore bite marks.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #108,188

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
So did I!

Who was your playmate?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #108,217

@previous (Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Old girlfriend from high school.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #112,174

I'm still a virgin!

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #112,550

@previous (mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos)
No kiddin'...

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #112,692

@previous (O)
nope i am really still a virgin
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