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Topic: Should Catherine convert to Islam?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #59,904

Think of the benefits.

It is easier to pass as a woman in a hijab or a burka.

Catherine has showed interest in being a slave which is what women are to their husbands in that religion. She'd become the property of her spouse.

She may become subject to harsh (yet sexy) beatings should she displease or disobey her husband.

Allah wills it.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes. 9 82%
No. - 0%
Sprite. 1 9%
Boners. 1 9%

Sophie joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #760,856

I agree.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,858

@previous (Sophie)
She'd become your enemy, Ms. Y'Israeli.

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,859

@previous (A)
She's already my enemy, for she is the Mark Hesford impersonator "Big Daddy Derek". I just want her to be disciplined for once in her life.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,861

@previous (Sophie)

Lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,863

@760,859 (Sophie)
You are aware there is more than one Big Daddy Derek, right? The tripcode got leaked and the original was Matt Miller not Catherine.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,864

@760,861 (C)
Hi Lorraine. Go kys
@previous (A)
I was the one who had first leaked the tripcode #fairy in September 2015; it was freely available on a pastebin dump of already-cracked tripcodes. Hardly Sherlockian work, nor had it required any technical expertise on my part.

I just wanted to humiliate On. Now I've created a monster.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,865

@previous (Sophie)

You are seeing enemies in every reply, you certifiable lunatic.

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,866

@previous (C)
> lunatic
Guilty as charged. I am of the lunar luminary body, which is spiritually female. Whereas you are all yang, Lorraine.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,867

@previous (Sophie)

I'm rubber and you're glue, what you say bounces off me and sticks unto you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,868

@760,866 (Sophie)
If there is a God then Catherine will blossom into a beautiful women and you'd be a nasty old hag continuing to complain on Minichan for the rest of your days.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,870

@760,867 (C)
How expectedly infantile.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,871

https://tinychan.org/topic/46909

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,872

@760,870 (Sophie)

Niggershits tongue my anus

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,873

@760,868 (A)
I will continue to blossom into a God, whilst you will wither away into a clod.

Udw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,876

@760,864 (Sophie)
You've created a monster cause nobody wants to see autphag no more they want sophie; you're chopped liver

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,877

@previous (Udw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
You are mistaken. I am a God.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,879

@previous (Sophie)
You are a fucking idiot.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,881

@previous (E)
Lol

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,883

@760,879 (E)
@previous (F)
So you keep saying. Yet nobody is convinced.

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,885

@previous (Sophie)
Didn't you just get locked up for trying to kill your shrink?

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,887

@previous (F)
No attempt at murder was made. The shitty, ineffectual barely-"threats" I made wouldn't likely be litigated in other jurisdictions.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,891

@previous (Sophie)

Uh you posted it here and it was rambling death threat after rambling death threat

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,892

@760,887 (Sophie)
You made a youtube video where you tried to buy a knife to kill your shrink which gave trolls a tool to shop you. Those are the actions of an idiot. Sorry, still love you though.

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,893

@760,891 (C)
You seem to imagine threats in the vague insinuations I've made.

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,895

@previous (Sophie)

You have no idea who I am.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,897

@760,893 (Sophie)
You are incapable of subtlety.

Sophie replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,899

@760,895 (C)
Lorraine, your text voice is obvious and your tendency to samefag (albeit failingly; you thought I couldn't detect your attempt to post Anonymously on one thread when the alphabetical posting order gave it away; do you not know what proxies are?) has been established on at least one other thread.

Anonymous E is also you. You've literally only learned how to use one today due to your celtonegroidal genetic slowness.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,903

@previous (Sophie)
Do you still suspect that dreamworks is fuchs out to troll you?

Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,905

@previous (A)
Everyone is out to troll Sophie. Even her own mother.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,908

@760,863 (A)
Hi, Catherine! Your autistic text voice is next to impossible to hide.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,915

@previous (H)
> everyone with the same post tone is Catherine

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,922

@760,864 (Sophie)
The Big Daddies Derek were, in fact, created by Indy, Mr. Gillon. It is he whom is our Honorary Commander in Chief.

Mordor.RO !ti0SSIogx6 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,933

I believe it will work out and she will have a cool relatiionship with Allah.

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,941

@760,899 (Sophie)

Hmm. That's actually very interesting. Perhaps you are everything you say you are.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,960

No because Islam hates homos

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,967

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Buh... buh... but... muh religion of peace!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,969

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
We should poll some mudslimes and ask them how they would feel about one of their converts having a fetish for Satans dick.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,985

@760,960 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
It is legal to get a sex change in Iran.

sammy davis sr joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,992

@760,864 (Sophie)
what? that fairy tripcode has been out for years. since like 2011 you fucking doof

sammy davis sr double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,994

@760,893 (Sophie)

> You seem to imagine threats in the vague insinuations I've made.

dude you made straight up DEATH THREATS for weeks. one of the only things I could understand on your posts was that you wanted your psych dead. lmao

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,996

@760,985 (A)
Its not lehal ti be gay though. You are gay either way.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,997

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
In Iran, a male-to-female person would only be gay should they lay with a woman.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #761,010

@previous (A)
So? You're bi. Besides you probably need your hair.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #775,443

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Wut.

Kafir !!96iJ6Epr+ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #775,445

Everyone should submit to Allah.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #775,486

@775,443 (A)
To look feminine dummy

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #775,576

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
You never post anymore ;_;

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #775,624

@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
Ive been getting bored of it

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #775,673

Yes I think she'd be sexy in a burka ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 years later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,652

@previous (N)

> Yes I think she'd be sexy in a burka ?
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