Topic: Going on a kosher Jewish Valentine's day date
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago#59,884
Your mom invites your teenaged girl-cousin over for Tu B’Av because her father has no sons and there are no inheritance rights for non incestuous daughters.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#760,766
And...what happens next?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#760,770
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
She keeps the molestation quiet to respect the shidduch
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#760,771
@previous (C)
Does the inter-cousin lust involve 69 with her on top?
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#760,772
@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Only if you put your peepee in her tefillin
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#760,774
@previous (C)
And, while doing 69 with her on top, does anything untoward happen?
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#760,777
Tu B'Av (Hebrew: ט"ו באב, the fifteenth of the month Av) is a minor Jewish holiday. In modern-day Israel, it is celebrated as a holiday of love (Hebrew: חג האהבה, Hag HaAhava), similar to Valentine's Day.[1] It has been said to be a "great day for weddings".
They culturally appropriated St. Valentines day :'(
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#760,779
@760,774 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
A stinky teenaged girl-cousin girl-פאַרצן
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#760,782