Topic: Posturing what happened to Killer Lettuce.
Greena !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #59,877
Pondering.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Syntax arrived at Cornwall and challenged him to a surfing contest. Both died in a tsunami. | 3 | 30% | |
| Died in a shootout in a pasty shop. | - | 0% | |
| Chicken molesting. | 1 | 10% | |
| His tractor veered off the shitty, windy, steep Cornish roads. | - | 0% | |
| Explosion in a pasty factory. | - | 0% | |
| He ran out of paint for his World of Warcraft figurines and had a psychotic breakdown. | 2 | 20% | |
| He joined ISIS. | 1 | 10% | |
| His Halo broked. | - | 0% | |
| Lost at sea. | 1 | 10% | |
| He gave up his liberalism and joined UKIP. | - | 0% | |
| He realised everybody here is retarded and leafed. | - | 0% | |
| He never existed. | - | 0% | |
| He was from a parallel universe and is trapped there, unable to post on minichan. | 2 | 20% |
Greena !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #760,699
I will sing a song soon, an ode to Killer Lettuce. A requiem. He will be mist.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,705
@previous (Greena !BEERiVqJJw)
He probably killed himself he didn't seem like he had a lot going on.
He probably killed himself he didn't seem like he had a lot going on.
Greena !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,707
@previous (B)
Wouldn't he have written about the suicde thread on minichan in his suicide note though?
Wouldn't he have written about the suicde thread on minichan in his suicide note though?
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,709
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,713
He's still in retard clinic learning all about what a day is.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,714
Write-in: Not sure.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,720
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,746
He's probably just on vacation in a different timeloop.squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,769
@previous (F)
oh, if he made it to the universe where trump failed to dodge the draft and was fragged in his tent by his own CO he's going to have a really nice time. it's lovely, and the whole brexit thing was just an elaborate april fools joke.
oh, if he made it to the universe where trump failed to dodge the draft and was fragged in his tent by his own CO he's going to have a really nice time. it's lovely, and the whole brexit thing was just an elaborate april fools joke.
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,773
@previous (squeegee)
This is, in fact, the best timeline. Trump and Brexit are, in actual fact, the best things to happen to USAmerica and the UKingdom in recent history. Thanks.
This is, in fact, the best timeline. Trump and Brexit are, in actual fact, the best things to happen to USAmerica and the UKingdom in recent history. Thanks.
Anonymous F replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,776
@760,769 (squeegee)He didn't leave an itinerary, but hopefully he'll return with tales of a Trump-free timeline and maybe stop in to see how John Titor is doing on the way back.
Greena !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,837
@760,773 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
> This is, in fact, the best timeline. Trump and Brexit are, in actual fact, the best things to happen to USAmerica and the UKingdom in recent history. Thanks.
> This is, in fact, the best timeline. Trump and Brexit are, in actual fact, the best things to happen to USAmerica and the UKingdom in recent history. Thanks.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,875
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,896
He drowned in a sea of soiled panties.