Topic: Giant pickup trucks

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM started this discussion 9 years ago #59,850

What's the deal with men who buy these giant, super0duty pickup trucks, but never use them for anything? These gargantuan monsters are made for heavy industrial work, but never see it. Are these baseball-cap-wearing man hauling huge loads of gravel to job site? Are they pulling out Sequoia stumps with long, heavy, metal chains? Are they making hotshot trips with multiple tons of bricks or cinder block in the bed? No, they are driving to Costco and back. What's the deal?

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #760,432

@OP
The pickup truck is the White man's vehicle. Thanks.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,433

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Not civilized, erudite, cultured white men. Such drive Subarus. Thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,434

What's the deal with OP driving a soccer mom van and not being a soccer mom?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,436

@previous (C)
*Adventurer's wagon

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,437

@OP
> No, they are driving to Costco and back.

Five hundred pounds of bacon and those pallets full of potato chips and ding dongs aren't going to haul themselves home.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,438

@previous (D)
lol

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,439

@760,433 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Pakistani drug dealers drive Subarus. Thanks.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,440

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
Exactly

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,442

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Pakis are neither civilized, erudite, cultured, nor, in fact, white. Thanks.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #760,443

White, Aryan men drive PT cruisers, the manliest of all fwd hatchbacks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #760,446

@previous (WSD !m2cp3rR5zw)
lol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,473

@OP
How do you feel about men who drive mid sized trucks?

The Honda Ridgeline™ is a subjectively superior vehicle to anything you own.

slate rockstone joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,474

@760,436 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

> *Adventurer's wagon

true statement

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #760,475

What about those giant 4x4 luxury SUVs that are grocery getters and for dropping kids off at school? They are "safer" because they are bigger and heavier than other cars so if they get in an accident they "win"

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