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Topic: hey guys, how do i become a paid protester?

squeegee started this discussion 9 years ago #59,773

i keep hearing about the job, evidently it's a booming industry right now, but i can't seem to find where to apply. can anyone point me in the right direction?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 seconds later[^] [v] #759,645

The USA

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,646

Seconding this request.

To hear the Grand Old Propaganda, Soros is handing out bundles of money and preprinted signs to every protester everywhere. I have yet to find out how to get in on this racket.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,647

first get into law enforcement, then get an undercover gig

you get paid while smashing shit and goading the pothead tards to do dumb shit that gets them jailed

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,649

Welfare

squeegee (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,656

@previous (E)
hmm... the only part of that that doesn't make sense is how lazy people on welfare supposedly are.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,658

@previous (squeegee)
If they weren't lazy, they wouldn't be on welfare.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,669

@759,656 (squeegee)
It's a little like that occupy wall street protest. People with jobs were at work, while the unemployed were sitting around occupying places and shitting in buckets.

This is similar but you only have to show up for an hour or so, and only once in a while. Much more suited to short attention spans really

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,673

@759,646 (C)
his mouth is rather glans shaped, like how the key fits the lock

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #759,675

Start hanging out at at soup kitchens and asylums

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #759,708

@759,673 (Sheila LaBoof)
His jowls kind of look like a scrotum too.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #759,709

there's a gay man trying to get out

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,824

Its actually very common in developing and 3rd world countries. The pay isnt that much Tbh.
Mostly the equivalent of 10-20 usd per day work.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,835

@previous (H)
$10-20 USD? That's a monthly wage that USAmerican workers need to compete with thanks to Democratic Globalist corporate policy

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,836

thankfully, minimum wage will be aboalished and captains of industry can pay in equivalent value shoelaces and aluminium scrap

Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,838

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
We really need to start again with the great capitalist tradition of company towns. Workers can live and work and receive company scrip to buy basic necessities at marked up prices with no chance of leaving because they don't actually own any property or have any money. It's capitalism at it's greatest!
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