Topic: most pathetic sex dream ejaculation in your sleep
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 9 years ago #59,768
That's when you dream that you jacked off and there was nothing or no one even there, just you and your dick
Like I needed a dream for that
Like I needed a dream for that
Mordor.RO !ti0SSIogx6 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #759,591
god hates dicks, but he made loads of hot women
Wuff wuff !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,593
At least it spares you the real work
Mordor.RO !ti0SSIogx6 replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,594
Lets come to a settlement, i will give you one women for one dick
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,595
Mordor.RO !ti0SSIogx6 replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,598
She might cook once, but i guess she is a take out girl
Millennial parent joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #759,607
The dream where I was smearing Keith Richards with gnocchi pasta
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #759,610
Millennial parent replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #759,634
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,716
@OP
Aren't you a bit old to be having wet dreams?
Aren't you a bit old to be having wet dreams?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,721
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,789
Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,798
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,813
Freud will call that narcissim with mild functioning autismm.
Do you happen by any chance look at yourself in the mirror while jerking off while having sex Irl?
Fucking jew
Do you happen by any chance look at yourself in the mirror while jerking off while having sex Irl?
Fucking jew
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,834
beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,845
Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #759,851
@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
His brain is much huger than normal people. As a doctor, he needs to know a lot.
His brain is much huger than normal people. As a doctor, he needs to know a lot.