Topic: Why are old men so happy to be naked in changing rooms?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,969
I go to the gym 3 times a week. I shower before I leave. I'm naked for a while, but I dry my legs/ass/etc first, then put my underwear on, so I'm not exposed for very long. But what the fuck is it with old men? I'm talking about the 70-80 year olds, they just don't give a shit. Honestly. They stand there for as long as possible, exposing their revolting, shriveled up little penises and grey pubic hair while individually drying each one of their fingernails. No-one wants to see that fucking shit. What is it with people this old? They just don't seem to care. This boggles my mind.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later[^] [v] #103,796
sup to4str
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #103,797
Twat them.
Nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #103,798
I don't know. I don't like those kinds of environments. also i bet you'd be happy if it were YOUNG BOYS, HUH TOASBER
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,805
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,807
Topic made me lol. Its so true, those old bastards walk around with their wangs hanging out like they're taking it for a Sunday drive or something lol.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,811
Because they are old enough to no longer have shame about their naked bodies. I find it to be refreshing.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,815
> they just don't give a shit
Live 80 years, who the fuck cares anymore?
Live 80 years, who the fuck cares anymore?
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,818
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,822
If you wanna show your little dick off to men one third of your own age, go to a fucking nudist beach. And I do not understand the logic in "When I'm old I will terrorize people with my 72-year-old dick! Why not, I'm old!". Idiots.
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totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,824
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,826
@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
You don't understand. These old cunts take it to the extreme. I walk out of the shower and see some naked old guy, dry myself, put clothes on and leave. HE'S STILL STANDING THERE WITH NO FUCKING CLOTHES ON.
You don't understand. These old cunts take it to the extreme. I walk out of the shower and see some naked old guy, dry myself, put clothes on and leave. HE'S STILL STANDING THERE WITH NO FUCKING CLOTHES ON.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,828
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,829
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,830
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,832
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,834
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,836
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,841
@OP
I thought you liked penises to4str?
I thought you liked penises to4str?
Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,843
hahaha :O
that's interesting.
that's interesting.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,844
Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,847
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,858
The "no judgement zone" at planet fitness + naked men in the locker rooms = bbbbaaarrrrffff
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #103,861
this problem could be fixed by your not staring at old men's cocks
you fucking fruitbasket
you fucking fruitbasket
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #103,883
Being older then many here let me clarify something. I have a long term GF who enjoys making measurements. So I can testify that so far NO Shrinkage. I am just over .1 or .2 inches from text book perfect based on the bell shaped curve. I do NOT want to loose the .1 or .2 inch edge. Tis bad enough to be on a nude beach where all is just happy as can be, then to go into my Ocean a Blue without my wet suit, into 62 degree water. "Shrinkage" no matter what one has, one never has enough to overcome "Shrinkage"
Memories of Seinfeld and George Castanza episode on :Shrinkage:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CB8QtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8DoARSlv-HU&ei=3LfRTbjIKurA0AHtl9iIDg&usg=AFQjCNErtho4vDi-0Hrc3UbVH4nSQHB3sA
"George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
Memories of Seinfeld and George Castanza episode on :Shrinkage:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CB8QtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8DoARSlv-HU&ei=3LfRTbjIKurA0AHtl9iIDg&usg=AFQjCNErtho4vDi-0Hrc3UbVH4nSQHB3sA
"George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down
the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
DREAMWORKS joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #103,888
dreamworks tip of the day
dont work out because naked old men
dont work out because naked old men
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,308
@previous (DREAMWORKS)And that's if the old bastards will let you work out. They always sit/lean/rest on equipment so no-one can use it. Like today, this old man was sitting on the lat pulls machine talking to his friend for about 10 minutes. So I wait for them to go away, and then some old woman sits on the machine and does some bullshit exercise with dumbbells (instead of using a regular bench like a normal person). I feel like going up to these cunts and saying "Excuse me, are you using that machine or just fucking sitting on it?!". Why do they even bother?
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,323
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,324
@105,308 (A)
You need to learn to deal with old people. They will always be around and have just as much right to exist as you do.
You need to learn to deal with old people. They will always be around and have just as much right to exist as you do.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,325
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> You need to learn to deal with old people.
... Or they could just stop terrorizing me with their revolting naked bodies and by hogging gym equipment.
> have just as much right to exist as you do
Debatable.
> You need to learn to deal with old people.
... Or they could just stop terrorizing me with their revolting naked bodies and by hogging gym equipment.
> have just as much right to exist as you do
Debatable.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,326
@previous (A)
Seriously. Old people make a up a huge percentage of the population and are the very thing that most lucky people become. Your disgust and hate of them show a real emotional immaturity on your part. You speak of old people in the same way that most people on this board talk about you. That's not very nice, is it?
Seriously. Old people make a up a huge percentage of the population and are the very thing that most lucky people become. Your disgust and hate of them show a real emotional immaturity on your part. You speak of old people in the same way that most people on this board talk about you. That's not very nice, is it?
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,331
@103,828 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
You don't seem to understand. It's fairly common to be unsettled by naked old men. While I agree that they have as much right to exist and be naked in locker rooms, OP's disgust is hardly abnormal.
You don't seem to understand. It's fairly common to be unsettled by naked old men. While I agree that they have as much right to exist and be naked in locker rooms, OP's disgust is hardly abnormal.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,335
Your dick will look like that someday, to4str. Just don't look at their dicks. Problem solved.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,337
@105,326 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> most lucky people become
> lucky people
> lucky
Hemorrhoids, liver spots, more wrinkles than a bulldog, loss of any intelligence/dignity and the bone density of a banana. I would feel so privileged.
> most lucky people become
> lucky people
> lucky
Hemorrhoids, liver spots, more wrinkles than a bulldog, loss of any intelligence/dignity and the bone density of a banana. I would feel so privileged.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,340
@105,331 (D)
His hatred is abnormal. It doesn't matter if he likes the view, the locker room is for naked and changing people. Even unattractive people.
His hatred is abnormal. It doesn't matter if he likes the view, the locker room is for naked and changing people. Even unattractive people.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,341
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #105,345
Just for the record: I don't have a problem with old people. It's just that a lot (seemingly the majority) of old people are inconsiderate, enjoy standing around naked in changing rooms for as long as physically possible while everyone else keeps their head down and gets on with whatever they're doing, selfishly treat weight machines like chairs, spend £24,000 on a Golf GTI to drive it at 20MPH fucking everywhere, generally act bigoted due to a false sense of entitlement, rape the public pensions system, etc. There are some old people that don't do any of these things and I have no problem with them.@105,340 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Jesus Christ. You just don't get it, do you? I'm not complaining about old people being naked in changing rooms. I'm complaining about the old people that stand around naked for as long as they possibly can because they (presumably) enjoy exposing themselves. It's just an obnoxious thing to do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AEHua-L_bs
Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,661
One can just advert eyes. I have to suffer Young Fat Obese people on my beach all the tyme.
They do make good reminders to stay away from too much fried food.
So you just stay away from growing older
They do make good reminders to stay away from too much fried food.
So you just stay away from growing older
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,735
different name, same faggotry
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,748
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,778
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,784
@previous (R)
"Hi. I'd like to make a complaint..."
"Really anon? What seems to be the problem?"
"The old bastards that come here stand around naked in the changing rooms too long."
"..."
"Hi. I'd like to make a complaint..."
"Really anon? What seems to be the problem?"
"The old bastards that come here stand around naked in the changing rooms too long."
"..."
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,791
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,796
Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,801
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
It certainly is. Maybe he is projecting his small penis anxiety onto old men and wondering why they don't react the same way as he does to people possibly seeing it.
It certainly is. Maybe he is projecting his small penis anxiety onto old men and wondering why they don't react the same way as he does to people possibly seeing it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,811
@105,791 (S)
Gym instructors are stupid, they would not understand it if I explained it to them (let alone do anything about it). They let old bastards do whatever they want, even sit in the unisex sauna naked for hours at a time. I don't like having excessive nudity shoved down my throat. Maybe they're trying to create an environment where everyone copies them so they can have a quiet wank in the showers over all the young guys. I just don't know.
@previous (S)
Are you telling me that you would be comfortable in a room with 3 naked ~70-year-olds while you get dressed, and they just stand around combing the hair on their gross old shriveled up ball sacks? Interesting. Very interesting.
Gym instructors are stupid, they would not understand it if I explained it to them (let alone do anything about it). They let old bastards do whatever they want, even sit in the unisex sauna naked for hours at a time. I don't like having excessive nudity shoved down my throat. Maybe they're trying to create an environment where everyone copies them so they can have a quiet wank in the showers over all the young guys. I just don't know.
@previous (S)
Are you telling me that you would be comfortable in a room with 3 naked ~70-year-olds while you get dressed, and they just stand around combing the hair on their gross old shriveled up ball sacks? Interesting. Very interesting.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,833
swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,834
Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,862
@105,811 (A)
It's not really an issue for me. I too have no issue with being naked in the dressing room. Are you one of those people who cling a towel to them at all times?
It's not really an issue for me. I too have no issue with being naked in the dressing room. Are you one of those people who cling a towel to them at all times?
Stealth replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,872
@OP
> I go to the gym 3 times a week. I shower before I leave. I'm naked for a while, but I dry my legs/ass/etc first, then put my underwear on, so I'm not exposed for very long. But what the fuck is it with old men? I'm talking about the 70-80 year olds, they just don't give a shit. Honestly. They stand there for as long as possible, exposing their revolting, shriveled up little penises and grey pubic hair while individually drying each one of their fingernails. No-one wants to see that fucking shit. What is it with people this old? They just don't seem to care. This boggles my mind.
I think your fear is the wrinkled up old guy will look at your body and have that inside laff about how out of shape you are for such a younger age. That old man may have a shriveled up penis and yet it still is larger then yours. That should upset you lol
> I go to the gym 3 times a week. I shower before I leave. I'm naked for a while, but I dry my legs/ass/etc first, then put my underwear on, so I'm not exposed for very long. But what the fuck is it with old men? I'm talking about the 70-80 year olds, they just don't give a shit. Honestly. They stand there for as long as possible, exposing their revolting, shriveled up little penises and grey pubic hair while individually drying each one of their fingernails. No-one wants to see that fucking shit. What is it with people this old? They just don't seem to care. This boggles my mind.
I think your fear is the wrinkled up old guy will look at your body and have that inside laff about how out of shape you are for such a younger age. That old man may have a shriveled up penis and yet it still is larger then yours. That should upset you lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #105,886
@105,862 (S)
> Are you one of those people who cling a towel to them at all times?
No, you fucking idiot.
@previous (Stealth)
Absolute nonsense. I could break those old fucks in half.
> Are you one of those people who cling a towel to them at all times?
No, you fucking idiot.
@previous (Stealth)
Absolute nonsense. I could break those old fucks in half.
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Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,016
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mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,080
Swamplight @105,748 (A)
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,138
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,147
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,150
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swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,286
Anonymous T replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,288
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,307
Not just a river in Africa @106,286 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,310
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,320
Please be more loving, thank you. @previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Stealth replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,389
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,420
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,455
The problem is that old peoples naked bodies are gross. Nothing more @previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,457
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,503
Real mature@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,610
i hope i die b4 i get old
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #106,720
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #108,728
Stealth replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #108,811
@106,610 (U)
You not only will live a long life, it will be in wheel chair nor can you get your dick to rise past 35
You not only will live a long life, it will be in wheel chair nor can you get your dick to rise past 35
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #108,896
Old men are perverts.
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SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #108,909
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #108,959
Anonymous S replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #108,999
@108,909 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Look at how depressed those Young Men are. They're frowning, hunched over and staring at the floor.
Look at how happy those Old Men are. They've got big grins, are engaged in an animated discussion about the piggers and are making sure they're presentable before leaving.
Look at how depressed those Young Men are. They're frowning, hunched over and staring at the floor.
Look at how happy those Old Men are. They've got big grins, are engaged in an animated discussion about the piggers and are making sure they're presentable before leaving.
Anonymous S double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #341,084
This thread gave me such nostalgia!
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #341,085
Only reason I can figure Becky revived this old post is because she got turned on by
> shriveled up little penises and grey pubic hair
> shriveled up little penises and grey pubic hair
Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #341,092
Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #341,176
lolol. OP looks at old men's penises.