Topic: ITT squeegee explains things
squeegee the shaman started this discussion 9 years ago #59,630
go ahead and ask me to explain anything and i will provide an answer by way of explanation. bear in mind that the quality of my responses depend wholly on my knowledge of the subject, but that a lack of knowledge will not prevent me from providing an explanation.i'm ready
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #758,252
beets
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #758,254
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #758,255
bears
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,257
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,258
feet
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,259
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,260
forks
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,261
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 0 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,262
squeegee the shaman (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,263
@758,261 (C)
by developing a new framework from which both may be derived. so, like, you gotta think outside the box on this one. that's how we do it.
by developing a new framework from which both may be derived. so, like, you gotta think outside the box on this one. that's how we do it.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 15 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,264
corn
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 20 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,265
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,267
Explain why Squeegee is explaining all this stuff.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,271
How did I pass PHP without actually learning PHP?
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,272
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,274
What wines pair well with kibbeh nayyeh?
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #758,286
@previous (C)
it doesn't matter after the first couple of glasses, so just do some pre-drinking before dinner and don't worry about it.
it doesn't matter after the first couple of glasses, so just do some pre-drinking before dinner and don't worry about it.
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #758,288
@previous (squeegee the shaman)
Should I stick with wine for my pre-drinking or will a few Four Lokos and some Xanax work just as well?
Should I stick with wine for my pre-drinking or will a few Four Lokos and some Xanax work just as well?
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #758,289
Why would anyone drive a PT Cruiser?
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,290
@758,288 (C)
the way i see it, you have a boat - it needs to float - i don't think any further explanation is required. get it done
the way i see it, you have a boat - it needs to float - i don't think any further explanation is required. get it done
squeegee the shaman (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,293
@758,289 (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)because they have somewhere to go and access to a PT Cruiser.
The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,296
Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,297
Why do anarchists like communism?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,298
Did Russians hack the election and cause Hillary to lose?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,300
@758,297 (Meta)
For that matter, why does tumblr think communism is the solution to marginalization?
For that matter, why does tumblr think communism is the solution to marginalization?
ken griffey sr joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,302
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,307
@758,297 (Meta)that's easy, they are idiots.
@758,298 (G)
yes. don't you remember when me and jubilee starshine battled multiplicative russian hackers in an infinite cosmological torus of quantum time skipping? read a god damned newspaper.
@758,300 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
group think dominated by social retardation
@previous (ken griffey sr)
that is because this is my thread
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,314
Can you define dadrock?
Anonymous C replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,315
@OPIn the Denver International Airport there is place called Lefty's Colorado Trail Grille that is near the middle of concourse A. In the back of this establishment there is a small round hickory table near the restrooms. If you sit down at that table and order a gin and tonic with two limes they will bring you a small cardboard gift box with your drink. If you open the box, then you will find a blue corduroy teddy bear inside. This teddy bear is worn and has only one eye. That eye sees the future. Please gaze into the eye and explain what you see.
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,359
@OPWhat is the minimum number of dimensionless physical constants from which all other dimensionless physical constants can be derived? Are dimensionful physical constants necessary at all? Is the Dirac large numbers hypothesis true?
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,367
fletch
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,478
can you explain it all?
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,490
@758,359 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> What is the minimum number of dimensionless physical constants from which all other dimensionless physical constants can be derived?
6
> Are dimensionful physical constants necessary at all?
Not really
> Is the Dirac large numbers hypothesis true?
No
> What is the minimum number of dimensionless physical constants from which all other dimensionless physical constants can be derived?
6
> Are dimensionful physical constants necessary at all?
Not really
> Is the Dirac large numbers hypothesis true?
No
squeegee the shaman (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,585
@758,314 (I)
explain if i can define dadrock... no, i can't. it's undefinable.
@758,315 (C)
i see one of many potential unfolding parallel multiverses. in it i see infinite numbers of Jubilee Starshines replicating infinitely quickly to fill every planc unit of space with her massive rack of nipples. she is everywhere, and everything.
@758,359 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
when making hard boiled eggs a good method for making them very easy to peel is to drop them into a bowl of ice water after you're finished cooking them. cooling them down quickly pulls the egg away from the shell thus making them much easier to peel. another method would be to gently crack the egg right at the narrowest part. you don't want to break "the skin" under the egg, but give it just enough of a tap to "dent" the tip. supposedly steam (?) gets through and helps to separate the egg from the shell. i think that's bullshit, but it does seem to work to make the egg very easy to peel.
@758,478 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
yes. tbh all it takes is confidence.
explain if i can define dadrock... no, i can't. it's undefinable.
@758,315 (C)
i see one of many potential unfolding parallel multiverses. in it i see infinite numbers of Jubilee Starshines replicating infinitely quickly to fill every planc unit of space with her massive rack of nipples. she is everywhere, and everything.
@758,359 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
when making hard boiled eggs a good method for making them very easy to peel is to drop them into a bowl of ice water after you're finished cooking them. cooling them down quickly pulls the egg away from the shell thus making them much easier to peel. another method would be to gently crack the egg right at the narrowest part. you don't want to break "the skin" under the egg, but give it just enough of a tap to "dent" the tip. supposedly steam (?) gets through and helps to separate the egg from the shell. i think that's bullshit, but it does seem to work to make the egg very easy to peel.
@758,478 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
yes. tbh all it takes is confidence.
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