Topic: How true it is
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #59,598
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #758,017
ugh
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,020
Chain email my 95 year old relatives might send me.
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,022
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The patriots and the falcons are both owned by jews!
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #758,023
jesus many items in that list are morally repugnant
dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,076
That is very 2004
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,077
@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Idiot
ken griffey sr joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #758,102
@758,017 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
> ugh
@758,020 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Chain email my 95 year old relatives might send me.
@758,076 (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
> That is very 2004
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