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Topic: Ask an ignorant, drawling, redneck Young-Earth Creationist anything

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #59,555

The ones who post up on Minichan Experience certainly seem to be upset

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #757,638

@OP
How old do you think the Earth is?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,639

@previous (B)
3462 years young, as per the Bible and His word.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,641

@previous (A)
> 3462

Where does it give that precise figure in the Bible?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,642

@previous (B)
Deuteronomy 23:12–14

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,643

@previous (A)
lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,644

@previous (B)
Moses didn't lol at the Lord stepping in excrement

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,648

@previous (A)
Didn't give Moses an exact date either

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,649

@previous (B)
Moses was a smart guy and figured it out.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,650

@previous (A)
Then why didn't he write the precise number down?

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,651

@previous (B)
He did. Malachi 2:3

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,652

@previous (A)
You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with feces. Your surname doesn't happen to be Miller, does it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,653

@previous (B)
3462 years ≠ $367.30

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,654

@previous (A)
I thought you were going to bed, Cleetus.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,655

@previous (B)
I stay woke

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,656

@previous (A)
Must be pretty dull out your way.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #757,657

@previous (B)
Isaiah 36:12 will show you the way and the truth

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #757,659

Coke or Pepsi?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #757,660

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Pepsi. Coke is the Devil

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #757,661

@757,657 (A)
Sup, Matt?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #757,769

@previous (B)
Wrong again, obsessed fuckface!