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Topic: ATTN: Men born with a penis and have testosterone in their bodies.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 9 years ago #59,478

Do you moisturize and are you over 30? I've been moisturizing since my mid 20's and it's really paid off. My skin feels great and no one believes I'm 38. It helps if you have a decent moisturizer too, normally I use Clarins Men anti-ageing but sometimes use L'Oreal Men Expert anti-ageing which is also very good. If you're a non-smoker even better as smoking harms the skin quite badly.

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #756,867

> Clarins Men anti-ageing

Holy shit that's some expensive stuff

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,869

@OP
Upgrade to bathing in the blood of virgins.

ken griffey sr joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,870

you look about 40 and also you use really shitty moisturizer

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 9 years ago, 3 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,871

What's your preferred face wash though?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,872

@756,867 (assORted !jJEom8Ii3E)
Yeah, it's about £30 here but since I tried the L'Oreal it feels almost as good. The extra money you spend definitely has diminishing returns

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 0 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,873

I don't need to moisturize because the bacon grease keeps my skin supple.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,875

@756,871 (assORted !jJEom8Ii3E)
Tea tree and Witch Hazel. Boots do their own brand and it's amazing.

@756,870 (ken griffey sr)
You have no idea what I look like. I know what you look like tho and you're a short curly haird femboi

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,876

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 0 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,877

No and no. Thanks.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,878

@756,876 (F)
I actually took that from 4chan/r9k/ for my ShitArse character

assORted !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,884

@756,875 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

When my lazy ass gets hired I'll step up my game, but lack of funds has made me discover something with amazing results. Instead of shaving cream, I used after shave. Don't know if it's the no name brand or after shave is simply better.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,887

@previous (assORted !jJEom8Ii3E)
I only ever wet shave. Works well after a bath or shower when your skin is soft.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,889

@756,877 (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Idiot

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,891

@756,876 (F)

> I'm 38

lol'd irl

S replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,893

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> > I'm 38
>
> lol'd irl

Did it resound around the basement?

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,896

@previous (S)

Unlike you, Christopher, I don't live in a basement.

S replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,899

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
On the streets again huh? I told you not to argue with your mother.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,901

@previous (S)

You're starting to sound a bit cross, Christopher.

S replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,903

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
:)

ken griffey sr replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,905

@756,875 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
i don't have hair bitch

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #756,906

@previous (ken griffey sr)
Is that some kind of disease?

ken griffey sr replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,917

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
yeah I have alopecia

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,920

As witch doctor, I can confirm that @OPenis looks about 50.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,923

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Hasn't the vast amount of cheap booze dried you out and made you look like a prune?

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,928

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I drink only the finest of wines, and lots of water. Thanks.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,930

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Oh that's a bloody lie and you know it.

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,933

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You "know" nothing. Knowledge requires evidence.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,937

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)
Given your past I can safly say that you drink the cheapest wine.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,938

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You are completely wrong. You "know" nothing about my past.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,939

@previous (K)
But you made it so public.

Barsden Milliam "Mill" Willer replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #756,940

@756,938 (K)
I'm sorry I tried to bribe a federal official and had to go to jail son

The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #756,964

@756,939 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I did not. Your only evidence is, "Syntax said so."

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #756,967

@previous (The Witch Doctor !6W1Zpe4MCM)

As Mark Hesford Hefford from Salford, I can confirm this.
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