Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago#59,472
I was the captain of a pirate ship. We were sailing the ocean o' blue and had a rivalry with some other pirate faction. Anyway, our ship suddenly got attacked by multi-colored cannonballs to the tune of For The Longest time. It did slight damage to our ship. The ship caught up to us, and they began boarding us. The entire other ship's crew were babies. Me and my shipmate decided to go on a stealthy mission to commandeer the other ship. It was like a giant ball pit with a plastic top. Suddenly, a karate baby started attacking us. I was hesitant to fight a baby, so I said we should have a truce. Our ships parted ways and we became allies. My and my crew laughed about how now that we had more allies (along with the rival crew I mentioned earlier). We sailed off into the sea.
> I was the captain of a pirate ship. We were sailing the ocean o' blue and had a rivalry with some other pirate faction. Anyway, our ship suddenly got attacked by multi-colored cannonballs to the tune of For The Longest time. It did slight damage to our ship. The ship caught up to us, and they began boarding us. The entire other ship's crew were babies. Me and my shipmate decided to go on a stealthy mission to commandeer the other ship. It was like a giant ball pit with a plastic top. Suddenly, a karate baby started attacking us. I was hesitant to fight a baby, so I said we should have a truce. Our ships parted ways and we became allies. My and my crew laughed about how now that we had more allies (along with the rival crew I mentioned earlier). We sailed off into the sea.
And then you were awoken by the sound of a junkie kicking your door in.
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