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Topic: An open letter to Jared Kushner, from your NYU law school classmates

? started this discussion 9 years ago #59,356

Dear Jared,

We, your classmates from NYU School of Law’s Class of 2007, have serious concerns regarding Mr. Trump’s stated priorities and policy proposals. We have never known you to be anything less than intelligent and thoughtful. You have donated incredibly generously to the Law School that nurtured and educated us all.

We appeal to you, the grandchild of Holocaust survivors, to use your deep sense of compassion to influence the Trump Administration in a positive way. Tens of thousands of Syrian children — children no different than your grandmother, whose lives have been marred by a war they did not choose — rely on your sense of compassion. Undocumented persons who contribute mightily to the wealth and fabric of our great nation rely on your sense of compassion. Women and the LGBTQ community, groups which are understandably fearful given Mr. Pence’s abysmal record on reproductive justice and anti-discrimination laws, rely on your sense of compassion. People of color, vexed by the alt-right’s enthusiastic embrace of Mr. Trump’s candidacy, rely on your sense of compassion. The national parks, forests, and monuments, priceless treasures of our Republic — they cannot speak, but they, too, need a compassionate advocate in the White House.

Jared, you, a member of a historically despised religious minority, have enjoyed a first-class education and unparalleled privilege in this inestimable country. Please exercise your power and your incredible access to ensure that members of other historically despised groups have an opportunity to enjoy some of the same privileges that have been extended to you.

Respectfully,

Members of the NYU School of Law Class of 2007
Musa Ali Rose Angulo
Bradley Bakker
Mana Barari
Amy S. Beard
Andy Beck
Katherine Brown
Sarah Burleson
Anna Cavnar
Lily Chang
Geraint Chen
Jessica Chicco
Marcia Del Rios
Nicole German DiSchino
David Farkas
David Firestone
Becky Fisher
Ilmi Granoff
Melanie Grossman
Patricia Halling
Melanie Hirsch
Angel Ho
Paul Hyun
Samantha Koplik
Bryan Kreykes
Daniel Lewis
Dave Lin
Ani Mason
Daniel Matza-Brown
Ian McDonald
Anne McShane
Margaret Middleton
Adam Miller
Carolyn O’Leary
Sarah Parady
Colin Parent
Nazan Riahei
Lawrence Robinson
Nicole Leyton Rosser
Marc Schaeffer
Megan Thomas Scott
Shanda Sibley
Mike Soutar
Sheila Vasantharam
Kimmy Walker
Jen Wagner
Kearey Wan
Alyssa Watzman
Aaron Williamson
Asaf Yeshaya
Rebecca Davidson Zipp
? aka lil leaf aka the one that isn't a Jew or an Asian or some closet case fag Northeastern tycoon's overeducated fuckup of a progeny

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #755,525

tl:dr

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #755,526

> Jared, you, a member of a historically despised religious minority

Wow, they really know the way to a guy's heart!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #755,527

My open reply to the NYU Law School:

The 14th Amendment has you all covered. Get back to me when it's under actual threat. Until then, stop being a bunch of whiny fucking self-entitled drama queens.

Sincerely,

Colin.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #755,529

who the fuck is jared, the subway sandwich guy and why would he give a shit

? (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #755,533

@755,526 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
We all thought that line would cut right through to his big soft heart.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #755,541

@OP

Needs more echo brackets.

Jared Kushner joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #755,544

Fuck off, guys.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #755,622

@755,529 (Sheila LaBoof)

I thought Kushner was the guy who directed that Star Track movie where Darth Vader says "Kirk, I am your father".

Liam !4zqErrCqDA replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #755,623

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> I thought Kushner was the guy who directed that Star Track movie where Darth Vader says "Kirk, I am your father".

Thus confirming you're a retarded pedo shut-in who seems to have stolen an upset meme.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #755,625

@previous (Liam !4zqErrCqDA)

Nice Davepost, TGpedoSox.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #755,629

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Thanks :)

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #755,667

wait I remember, there was a show called Dave Kushner's Rock Concert and greate bands like BLonide and The Romans would play on it and maybe even teh The ROnslling stons

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #755,674

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
*Dave's dadrock concert
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