Topic: I tried to commit suicide while filling my dog's ass with cum
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #59,260
I took a bunch of pills and liquor, and I had a plastic bag over my head while doing it. I had slashed open my wrists and thighs and was using the blood as lube while fucking my dog. After all that trouble, I just woke up later in a pool of blood with a hangover. My dog is scared of me now, but I did have some nice dreams about summoned angels dancing atop Liam Neeson's penis.
The Witch Doctor joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 51 seconds later[^] [v] #754,757
You should have talked to me. I have a cum ass suicide ward in my Retard Clinic. Do you have insurance?Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 seconds later, 56 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #754,758
Minichan's new #1 thread! ?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #754,760
@754,757 (The Witch Doctor)
Not until Trump unveils his secret plan to make health insurance great again.
Not until Trump unveils his secret plan to make health insurance great again.
The Witch Doctor replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #754,761
Pic related before Meta the Mad Meddling Mod changed it.(Edited 9 seconds later.)