So all this stuff about keeping them secret saying it was in your real name and it wasn't and we could have just read these books without exposing your real name?
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#11,957
They don't, and will never exist.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#11,964
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#12,005
@OP
DM's vampire novels, much like A Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure, were stricken from Amazon's site due to concerns about child safety, scatological themes, and a confusion over the difference between fog and fog.
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,392
You can find them with my book The Greatest Novel Never Written.
Sold nowhere.
Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,398
Oh, they are out there. They are just under a pseudonym.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,405
@previous (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Detecting large quantities of bullshit here. Unless your pseudonym is Stephanie Meyer. I could believe that her work were yours.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,407
@12,398 (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Eventually OP will figure out that they don't exist.
Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,408
@12,405 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
No, they are not that popular. They never sold very well.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,427
@previous (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
There is zero reason to hide them if they didn't sell well. You might gain a few bucks.
How much would you sell one for? Even if out of print you are bound to have at least one copy (though likely more). How much?
How much for just the name and proof of it's existence? I'd be surprised if you even had a self-published book.
You don't keep any secrets.
Art Vandelay !!ejEMpDIr/ replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,432
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
They are published by a major publishing house. I have one copy right now. They sell some, but not too much. They are available at all major bookstores though.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,468
@previous (Art Vandelay !!ejEMpDIr/)
I will pay you $50 for it. Is your picture on the jacket? How can you provide proof you are the author?
I won't reveal anything about it either except to confirm it's existence. [email protected]
Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,477
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
MY pic is not on it. How could I prove it to your satisfaction?
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,516
@previous (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
Why do you say "MY" is another persons likeness on it? Or was that just a keyboard slip?
Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,519
@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
no pic is on it at all
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#12,574
@previous (Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih)
I'm open to suggestions to as how you can prove it. A picture of a royalty check would work, but could be faked.
Money is on the table, what can you provide?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#13,275
I want to read the books! Tell us faggot!
Kody R. Bear„¢ !!F0+vKzoih replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#13,278
@12,574 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
hmm...what if I tell you the novel's name and my pseudonym, then show you the text document of the text, time and date stamped?