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Topic: Half of an onion in a plastic bag attempts to get more followers than Donald J. Trump

!ywBagyU2EM started this discussion 9 years ago #59,192

Numbers are fastly rising as a delicious looking half an onion in a plastic bag on Twitter attempts to get more followers than Donald J. Trump.

Donald J. Trump's gonna have a fit when he finds out he's been out followed by half an onion in a plastic bag on Twitter! Maybe this half an onion in a plastic bag could one day be POTUS!

https://mobile.twitter.com/HalfOnionInABag?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #754,083

That onion could easily be part of Matt's burgers.

!ywBagyU2EM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #754,087

@previous (B)
It's got bigger, better things going for it than to end up in some well-fed guy's gut.

Meta joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #754,088

@754,083 (B)
Yeah but the Walmart Great Value ™ bun was pretty popular as well. And not even mentioning the Kraft® prepackaged shredded cheese.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #754,092

@754,087 (!ywBagyU2EM)
Hey!

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #754,095

@previous (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
Matt, I beseech you, will you please re-enact the famous half_onion_burger.jpg photo, in high-resolution (pronounced as one word)?.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #754,100

@previous (Meta)
I will consider it. What will I get for my trouble?

!ywBagyU2EM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #754,101

@754,092 (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
That's a super mild insult compared to the other ones you receive.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #754,105

@previous (!ywBagyU2EM)
Perhaps you should learn to be kind.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #754,107

@previous (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
> this comment
> from matt

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #754,110

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
I am kind. Just because I use to have a shtick does not mean that I am not kind.

sammy davis sr joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,121

@754,100 (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)

> I will consider it. What will I get for my trouble?

...a delicious, mouthwatering mouthful of raw onions

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,125

@754,110 (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
Do you consider it kind to scam Indiegogo users out of 2000 dollars?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,127

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
No one scammed anything.

sammy davis sr replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,128

@754,125 (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
lol. lol

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,161

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,166

@754,107 (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Idiot

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,167

Followed, but fuck you for the mobile link

Meta replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,178

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Less techie, more Becky!

!ywBagyU2EM (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,183

@754,167 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Lazy ass fuck

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,203

@754,167 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)

Just buy a telephone.
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