Topic: She texted me: "Come over, nobody is home!" So I went over.

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #59,186

Nobody was home. Bitch.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #753,983

Damlol

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #753,987

I jsut shitted coacaine into my toilet you owe me a knew toilet

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #753,988

Old Rodney Dangerfield schtick.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #753,990

@753,987 (Sheila LaBoof)
*shat

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,031

@previous (E)
*Shatted

Indy !KUahHbg6fY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,035

My wife said, "Honey, the sex last night was great!"

I said, "It was?"

She said, "Yeah, and I'll tell you all about it when I get home!"

I tell you, I don't get no respect!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,038

@previous (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)

> My wife said, "Honey, the sex last night was great!"
>
> I said, "It was?"
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> She said, "Yeah, and I'll tell you all about it when I get home!"
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> I tell you, I don't get no respect!

Butchered it, it's "My wife told me the sex last night was amazing. It was the worst postcard I ever got".

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,039

@previous (A)
I created that joke. How could I have butchered it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,042

@previous (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)

> I created that joke.

You didn't, you took something off the internet and claimed it was yours. I'm not sure if you've ever done something like that before, but regardless, don't do it again.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,055

@previous (A)
I invented that joke. Thanks.

sammy davis sr joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #754,123

@754,042 (A)
its a pretty simple dangerfield format joke.
indy doesn't get no respect im tellin ya

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