Dr. Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 8 seconds later[^][v]#752,780
The oldest preserved fart discovered so far is that of The Duke of Constipation in Normandy, France dating to 1513, when his court was so surprised and disgusted at his fart that they bottled it as a memorial. This fart was last examined by scientists in the former Soviet Union in 1967, for possible use as a WMD, who confirmed that it still smelled really bad.
There are reports of farts being caught and thrown at dinner guests dating back to the ancient Babylonians circa 1400 BC, as testified to by the pottery fragments found in the tomb of King Eatsbad.
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Matt wants to sniff your farts
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