Topic: Is anyone a doomsday prepper here?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #59,035
Just wondering...
squeegee the shaman joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #752,755
sure. with enough guns you're prepped for anything.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #752,756
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #752,757
I am stockpiling autistic kids to work as my slave army. I shall control them through a mixture of Sprite and Domestos.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #752,773
I have a weeks supply of nutritionally complete human food
Dr. Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #752,774
The oldest preserved fart discovered so far is that of The Duke of Constipation in Normandy, France dating to 1513, when his court was so surprised and disgusted at his fart that they bottled it as a memorial. This fart was last examined by scientists in the former Soviet Union in 1967, for possible use as a WMD, who confirmed that it still smelled really bad.
There are reports of farts being caught and thrown at dinner guests dating back to the ancient Babylonians circa 1400 BC, as testified to by the pottery fragments found in the tomb of King Eatsbad.
There are reports of farts being caught and thrown at dinner guests dating back to the ancient Babylonians circa 1400 BC, as testified to by the pottery fragments found in the tomb of King Eatsbad.
squeegee the shaman replied with this 9 years ago, 46 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #752,776
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #752,794
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,810
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,830
I have about 40 pounds of dried grains and legumes. I suppose that counts.
I've been tempted to get my first gun. It'd be just a simple 1022.
I've been tempted to get my first gun. It'd be just a simple 1022.
squeegee the shaman joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,847
@752,810 (A)ok, i'll bite. if you don't have access to game or people then there's a reason. you're either hiding out in some bomb shelter or you're so far removed from civilization that you're equally isolated. if you're hiding out in a bomb shelter, fucking stop. you have guns. get out there and use them. if you're far removed from civilization then i would consider taking your guns somewhere they'll actually be useful.
but either way it's a Grasshopper vs. ants kinda thing. you know? the lazy grasshopper just chilled out all day and all night, partying and smoking dope and fucking lady grasshoppers (and maybe dude grasshoppers, i don't judge) all summer long. but the ant spends all his time collecting food and storing it away and building a really nice shelter to keep him safe all winter. and then in the fall, the grasshopper realizes he doesn't have any food or shelter and he'll starve and die of exposure. so he gets his guns, heads over to the ant's place and puts two bullets behind his ears. now the grasshopper is all set for the winter with a lovely shelter and lots and lots of food.
the moral of the story is don't be a stupid fuck