Topic: I want to never die.

Indy !KUahHbg6fY started this discussion 9 years ago #59,019

So far, so good!

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #752,600

welcome to thee infinite

ken griffey sr joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #752,612

i wish i could die when I felt like it

Dr. Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,625

Why?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,707

Literally no one got the joke. Bunch of damn Autists in here.

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Dr. Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,775

@previous (E)The oldest preserved fart discovered so far is that of The Duke of Constipation in Normandy, France dating to 1513, when his court was so surprised and disgusted at his fart that they bottled it as a memorial. This fart was last examined by scientists in the former Soviet Union in 1967, for possible use as a WMD, who confirmed that it still smelled really bad.
There are reports of farts being caught and thrown at dinner guests dating back to the ancient Babylonians circa 1400 BC, as testified to by the pottery fragments found in the tomb of King Eatsbad.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,789

@752,707 (E)
i think everyone got it but it was just so retarded nobody thought it was worth commenting on

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