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Topic: FAO: Falco

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,895

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #102,324

finding quality furry porn is like trying to find that one special lego you need that's somewhere at the bottom of the bin.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #102,325

do you fap to regular porn

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #102,327

@102,324 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
You'll fap to it and you'll like it.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #102,337

@102,325 (C)
normal is in the eye of the beholder.

@previous (A)
i dun wan it

Man of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,719

@102,324 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
PROTIP: kemono tends to be higher-quality than Western furry porn.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,726

@previous (Man of !WisdomHsuU)
well, maybe psychopath, but japan also shits out the worst fetishes. 10 mile wide assholes and skyscraper dicks. fuck that shit

you have to dig deeper than just one region of the world. there's good stuff out there but it's buried in a sea of pig disgusting.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,727

"I sure do hope that my TINY PENIS doesn't get noticed by all of these HOT BABES," whined the tiny little man with the mustache and bushy ear tufts. He was wearing a wool suit two sizes two large for him. There was a very precise little hole cut into the crotch of his pants that exposed his two inch long penis. Why his pants had been designed this way was anyone's guess, but his tailors - both of them giggling statuesque blondes above 5'10" each - had insisted that he only wear pants of that exact design.

He walked down the street, hoping no one would notice his tiny, tiny penis, but it was no use. The entire street full of hot babes was filled with mocking laughter and incredulous hisses. It was going to be a long, 10 mile walk back to his apartment in which he slept on the couch and was only permitted to crawl to get around. This was going to be especially difficult to explain to Charlie, his bull, a 6'5" black man with an eight inch cock. His wife had given birth to another brood of black babies just a year ago; she'd probably be pregnant again soon.

He was going to have to take on a third job in order to afford all of these black babies, all of whom would grow up into sneering teenagers who hated him. He really did hate handing over his paycheck to his wife and bull, but it was the only time he could see her smile, albeit not at him. Life had its rewards, he mused to himself, but then he remembered the size of his penis.

This man's name? OP.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,730

@previous (E)
lol'd

Man of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #102,732

@102,726 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
It's ironic how Japanese Kemono tends to be less creepy than Western furry porn.
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