Topic: Buying scissors is ironic.
Dr. Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #58,925
I buy a packet of scissors, but I need scissors to open it. I suppose I could use a kinfe, but the knives are also in packaging that needs scissors to open.
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #751,884
Checkmate, atheists!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #751,892
Why not just ask them to make a cut in the plastic when you buy it so you can easily open it later
dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,894
It is a vicious cycle
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,897
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,904
what kind of shitty knifes do you buy
dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,918
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,950
the novel Catch 22 popularized the term "catch 22" for such
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,952
@OP
You can open a packet of scissors using a can opener.
You can open a packet of scissors using a can opener.
Anonymous H double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,953
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,999
@previous (H)
that would be called between a rock and a hard place, or between the devil and the deep blue sea
that would be called between a rock and a hard place, or between the devil and the deep blue sea
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,009
Dr. Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,059
@751,952 (H)
The can opener is sold encased in solid cement. You need scissors to open the packet of dynamite to blow up the cement.
The can opener is sold encased in solid cement. You need scissors to open the packet of dynamite to blow up the cement.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,063
That's why you buy a lighter and melt/burn away the packaging.
Doctor Fallacious !zJBCN2//hg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,068
dw !vJwW0tsPXQ replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #752,096
Dr. Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #752,298
Lesbians.
Anonymous I replied with this 9 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #753,452
