Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago#58,898
I have some grave news about our dear friend, Killer Lettuce. We know he loved his pasties, well he recently ate a pasty that was tainted with mad cow's disease. He went mad and tied some chickens together, jumping off a cliff hoping they would fly him to an authetic Muslim cock dildo. He fell into the sea and died. He messaged me all this with his last bit of life, cursing Brexit.