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Topic: My girlfriend broke up with me

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,880

So I've got that going for me.

inb4 sorry about your hand you have no girlfriend etc

ken griffey sr joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #751,527

sorry your relationship didn't work out

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #751,532

Sorry that, right now, some dude is ploughing your girlfriend's moist vagina, without a condom, with his erect, raging penis, and is about to shoot and spurt hot semen directly onto her wet, moist cervix.

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #751,533

i guess there's no~ harm done~ hope you won't be lonely 

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,545

sorry about your hand you have no girlfriend etc

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,580

@751,532 (C)
Damlol

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,591

@751,532 (C)
Actually I ploughed her in her ass.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,601

sorry :(

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,688

how are you feeling OP? are you in the mood speak bitterly of women or are you in the mood to be optimistic about new possibilities? to save time waiting for a response, please select which form of consolation you prefer:

A) Bitter - the hardest part of a relationship is when they end, op. don't worry, eventually you'll stop wanting to start them to begin with and you'll save yourself a world of hurt.

B) Optimistic - the hardest part of a relationship is saying goodbye, OP. but the most fun part is that first hello and the anticipation you feel just getting to know someone new.

there, there OP, it'll be okay.

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Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 40 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,704

Hey OP, how are you diddily doodling?

beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,728

@751,688 (squeegee)
Listen, I'm sorry you're not getting hours of anal anymore.

squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,789

@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
i get exactly the right amount of anal, thank you very much

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,827

@previous (squeegee)
Giving or receiving?

?-wsd joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,828

My girlfriend has a penis.

White American !Q/X7J/7zK. joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,833

@previous (?-wsd)
"My ex girlfriend has a stalker"

squeegee replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #751,837

@751,827 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
either or. when the amount is zero it doesn't matter much.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #752,114

@751,688 (squeegee)
Mostly B, but a healthy dose of anxiety over needing to be brave enough to meet new women.

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