Topic: Chapstick status update

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,861

Chapstick may now be worn by men during harsh winters provided it is applied discreetly and they're not in the military.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #751,445

Have you tried Cake Batter Chapstick?
Or Pomegranate Gumdrop?

These flavors are simply the best.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #751,446

Yes, I ate a pomegranate gumdrop last night.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #751,468

@OP
I collect Eos eggs like an 11 year old girl.

beckyderp !TNyDikii4A replied with this 8 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,411

Update: Sugar Cookie Chapstick is the new best flavor to date

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,437

@751,445 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
*Baby Batter Chapstick

Big Daddy Derek™ !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,439

@OPenis
If you can't apply it in your car whilst waiting at an stoplight, you are insecure in your masculinity. Thanks.

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,440

Weight loss idea: eat a chapstick for lunch.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,441

@previous (Meta)
Weight loss idea: don't deep fry literally every ingredient you own

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,456

Should I try Chapstick?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,465

@873,441 (G)
@873,440 (Meta)

Synthesis: The deep-fried Chapstick diet.

Anonymous G replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,488

@previous (I)
Hypothesis: wouldn't Chapstick just melt or possibly ignite?

Anonymous I replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,491

@previous (G)
Because that didn't stop people from making deep fried butter or Twinkies or Oreos, right? I would be less worried about heating up Chapstick than I would about most deep-fried food available at a state fair.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,523

can you eat rice with chapsticks, maybe eggrall

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 8 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,524

@751,468 (?)

> I collect Eos eggs like an 11 year old girl.

I wonder how many of those eggs have gone up in some peoples

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #873,535

General Tso chapstick

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 year later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #977,941

@previous (K)
This still needs to happen.

Minichan