Topic: A haiku...
brie !kGoudaMCFA started this discussion 9 years ago #58,796
Look you in the eyes
again after some decades
I know I'm not him
assORted !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #750,929
5/5 Wil try to understand what haiku is yet again.
Harley !QuInnNzy/c joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,930
How sad...
brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,931
@750,929 (assORted !jJEom8Ii3E)
The english version of haiku follows the pattern of 5 syllables, then 7, then 5.
assORted !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,933
@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
lol as if I understand that sentence.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,936
how does a haiku
function in Japanese is
it still 5 7 5
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 57 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,938
@OP
> Look you in the eyes
> again after some decades
> I know I'm not him
You complete tosser.
brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,940
@750,936 (D)
yes however they
use the term Onji instead
of our 'syllables'
brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,941
@750,938 (E)
Hi penthief!
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,943
@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
No seriously, you complete and utter tosser.
brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 41 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,945
@previous (E)
Why are you upset?
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,947
@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
Because your haiku made me cringe so hard my face literally imploded in on itself.
brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,949
@previous (E)
I could have made it less cringey but that would have taken more than 30 seconds.
Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,952
@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
I could come up with a less cringey haiku in 5 seconds, never mind 30. Here, watch -
Look her in the eyes
again after some decades
And headbutt the cunt.
See, easy.
brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,954
@previous (E)
seems derivative.
Indy !KUahHbg6fY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,959
Here is my haiku, dedicated to Minichan™:
Turn my laptop on,
I first open Minichan™,
Begin to shitpost.
brie !kGoudaMCFA (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,974
@previous (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
Your're going to enjoy the minichan rap when it drops.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,975
I am gay lol lol
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
I am gay lol lol
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #751,013
No it's not pasta
Not pasta it's potatoes
Don't you know gnocchi
Indy !KUahHbg6fY replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #751,052
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