Topic: If I stole a vagina, that wouldn't be sexual assault would it?
Rogue Tranny Dr started this discussion 9 years ago #58,770
It helps that I'm a doctor too, right? Ya know, since I had a reason to gain access to the vagina in the first place, right?
All de News all the Time II joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #750,791
Woman At Walmart Arrested For Shoplifting; Police find $100 Worth Of Groceries In Her VaginaA woman is facing charges and fines after being arrested Thursday evening at a Walmart store in Pittston, Pennsylvania. Police arrested and charged Holly Fray with grand theft after store employees said that they had seen her walking through the store, sticking food up her dress.
Officer Charles Langan of the Pittston PD said that Fray was given a full body search after she was handcuffed, and several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.
“I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”
“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual,” said Officer Felicia Anne, a policewoman for over 10 years. “They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”
Walmart’s store policy is to push for full prosecution on all shoplifters, but the store manager in Pittston says that the company found the entire situation so laughable, that they won’t be pressing charges on Fray. Walmart says the stolen items were returned to them by Pittston PD, and were able to be placed back on the shelves
Officer Charles Langan of the Pittston PD said that Fray was given a full body search after she was handcuffed, and several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.
“I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”
“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual,” said Officer Felicia Anne, a policewoman for over 10 years. “They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”
Walmart’s store policy is to push for full prosecution on all shoplifters, but the store manager in Pittston says that the company found the entire situation so laughable, that they won’t be pressing charges on Fray. Walmart says the stolen items were returned to them by Pittston PD, and were able to be placed back on the shelves
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@previous (Rogue Tranny Dr)
> A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there
Me thinks there is something fishy about her Vagina
I can see the full porterhouse steak and a rack of bacon as one can wrap the bacon all around the steak. A dozen eggs? Hard boiled maybe - Oranges? Like something fishy about her Vagina
> A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there
Me thinks there is something fishy about her Vagina
I can see the full porterhouse steak and a rack of bacon as one can wrap the bacon all around the steak. A dozen eggs? Hard boiled maybe - Oranges? Like something fishy about her Vagina
Rogue Tranny Dr (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #750,804
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@750,791 (All de News all the Time II)
> Walmart says the stolen items were returned to them by Pittston PD, and were able to be placed back on the shelves
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> Walmart says the stolen items were returned to them by Pittston PD, and were able to be placed back on the shelves
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