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Confucius say a bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69.
Confucius say a vagina is like a very small hotel. One must leave his bag outside.
Confucius, he say, man whowalk aroundwith hands in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius, he say,man who walkthrough airport turnstile sidewaysgoing to Bangkok
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