Topic: Why gnocchi is, in a culinary sense, fish.

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 9 years ago #58,704

Fish live in water - gnocchi is boiled in water.
You can add salt to gnocchi - fish live in salty water.
Gnocchi is squidgy - fish are squidgy.
Fish can swim - gnocchi can swim.
And this concludes the lesson on why gnocchi are fish.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #750,230

I went to the market today and moved all the gnocchi into the fish section.

Dr Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #750,232

@previous (B)
If you believe hard enough, the gnocchi will swim.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #750,279

@OP

Some fish don't live in salty water. As a doctor, I can confirm this.

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #750,445

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Some gnocchi lives in non salty water though

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #750,446

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Some fish do not live at all.

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