Topic: A Doctor Named Mark
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,581
Living on the streets of Salford, you definitely meet a fair share of weirdos. Being a bit strange myself, the average wingnuts don't bother me too much, but every once in a while somebody comes along and really freaks you the hell out.
It was last summer at four in the morning, and I was drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette in Greengate Square. No one was out besides a few college kids fucking in the park and the usual homebums. I was halfway through my beer when I saw him..
A man with no shirt or shoes carrying a rusty broom handle walking along the path in my direction. Just how he was walking gave me a weird vibe, from the clink of the broom on every other step to the way he seemed to wave his arms in a swooping motion. He was around fifty feet away when he noticed me, and made direct eye contact.
"YOU!" The man exclaimed as he came running up to me.
"Yes?" I responded as he stood in front of me, panting, with pupils as big as his eyes themselves.
"DOCTOR, I HAVE ALREADY BANISHED YOU FROM HERE, HOW DARE YOU COME BACK MARK!"
At this point I'm confused as hell, I had a lot to drink that night and this guy was obviously on some sort of psychedelics, it looked like PCP.
"Woah dude," I reply, "I think you got the wrong guy. I'm Joe."
"Prove it." He says.
As I go to reach for my ID he promptly begins to scream again.
"NEVERMIND, I KNOW YOUR TRICKS DOCTOR. YOU ARE MARK AND MUST BE STOPPED!"
He then starts screaming random sounds and noises while beating that rusty broom handle on the ground in front of me. Needless to say I grabbed my backpack, hopped on my skateboard, and tried to get the hell away from this nutjob. But as soon as I started my getaway, he was on my heels, chasing me.
"MARK!" is what I heard him yelling as he charged after me down Victoria Bridge Street. "BE GONE!"
I skated my ass off for over ten blocks before he stopped chasing me, and didn't stop until I made it another twenty.
I never met that wingnut again, nor do I want to. Ironically I have been confused for a doctor in a separate incident, but that's a story for another time.
It was last summer at four in the morning, and I was drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette in Greengate Square. No one was out besides a few college kids fucking in the park and the usual homebums. I was halfway through my beer when I saw him..
A man with no shirt or shoes carrying a rusty broom handle walking along the path in my direction. Just how he was walking gave me a weird vibe, from the clink of the broom on every other step to the way he seemed to wave his arms in a swooping motion. He was around fifty feet away when he noticed me, and made direct eye contact.
"YOU!" The man exclaimed as he came running up to me.
"Yes?" I responded as he stood in front of me, panting, with pupils as big as his eyes themselves.
"DOCTOR, I HAVE ALREADY BANISHED YOU FROM HERE, HOW DARE YOU COME BACK MARK!"
At this point I'm confused as hell, I had a lot to drink that night and this guy was obviously on some sort of psychedelics, it looked like PCP.
"Woah dude," I reply, "I think you got the wrong guy. I'm Joe."
"Prove it." He says.
As I go to reach for my ID he promptly begins to scream again.
"NEVERMIND, I KNOW YOUR TRICKS DOCTOR. YOU ARE MARK AND MUST BE STOPPED!"
He then starts screaming random sounds and noises while beating that rusty broom handle on the ground in front of me. Needless to say I grabbed my backpack, hopped on my skateboard, and tried to get the hell away from this nutjob. But as soon as I started my getaway, he was on my heels, chasing me.
"MARK!" is what I heard him yelling as he charged after me down Victoria Bridge Street. "BE GONE!"
I skated my ass off for over ten blocks before he stopped chasing me, and didn't stop until I made it another twenty.
I never met that wingnut again, nor do I want to. Ironically I have been confused for a doctor in a separate incident, but that's a story for another time.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later[^] [v] #749,195
Lazily ported from America to Salford.
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,268
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 53 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,282
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Everyone knows if you were going to moodily smoke and drink you would just go to the Urbis building.
Everyone knows if you were going to moodily smoke and drink you would just go to the Urbis building.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,284
I was actually up Doc's way (not in that sense, don't get jealous Fuckalms) recently and there's a decent brewery there called Joseph Holt. It does some good pale ales and a nice dark mild. Not pricey either.
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 11 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,285
@749,282 (B)You've clearly put a lot of effort into researching an obscure English town that I don't even live in.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,287
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,292
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,294
@749,285 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> an obscure English town that I don't even live in.
Cool story bro.
> an obscure English town that I don't even live in.
Cool story bro.
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,304
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,307
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Hey doc :) keep trying to pretend you're calm and deny you're the Salford nonce, we know the truth.
Hey doc :) keep trying to pretend you're calm and deny you're the Salford nonce, we know the truth.
Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,318
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #749,332
@749,307 (F)Okay, I give in! My name is Mark
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #782,079
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #782,082
Whatever happened to that weird pedophile? Did he slink off back to Tinychan?
Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #782,085
Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #782,089
@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
You're still here then? Thought you'd left. Never mind, carry on mate.
You're still here then? Thought you'd left. Never mind, carry on mate.