Indy !KUahHbg6fY started this discussion 9 years ago#58,571
Through buttered Bibles, burnt-down flats, and bans from markets three,
Thou, Green, hast entertained us all, even with harm to thee;
Thy spirit wild, which cops don't like, remains a burning flame,
And even so, thou hast not hid, thy real life English name;
New Zealand troll, cruel though he be, shall never cross the line,
For when it comes to trolling true, the honor is all thine;
Yea, who hast litr'lly walked at night, intimidating folk,
And stolen bikes, then pooped and pissed, upon their shiny spokes?
'Tis Green, I tell ye, Green alone! whose antics we do love,
And bless't be Green, by loving hands, of Trolling god above!