Just remember, the wheels turn the opposite way on ice.
Hi! I'm Wildchild! I like Ice Cream.
@748,827 (Wildchild !!m/HDUy27z)
The only cream you like in your mouth is from men.
@748,828 (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
Yeah you wouldn't know that would you? When you fuck up and the brakes don't work and you're skidding out of control and screaming as you see the busy road there is soon to be a terrible accident upon, and you're wrenching the wheel, the sick rising in your throat as you realise the totality of your failure, and have only a few seconds of lament and regret before you plow into the road and cause a 26-car high speed pileup that kills 14 people and leaves one six year old girl paralysed below the neck for the rest of her life, you won't be laughing. You'll wish you had listened to me when I told you that wheels turn the opposite way on ice. You'll wish.
@previous (Indy !KUahHbg6fY)
Melt the ice with your oots.