Topic: Worst (best) pickup lines?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #5,853

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #101,526

> hfw

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,527

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,528

@101,526 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,530

Dictated.

"Did they catch that thief yet?"

Guaranteed reply, "What thief?"

"The one that stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

trip !SHjzCSZsqE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,581

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,633

You - "Ever played the rape game?"
Her - "No."
You - "THAT'S THE SPIRIT"

vocalon !xDf.K7qsL6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,634

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
LOL

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,638

@101,633 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
I lol'd.

Green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,671

I know shit about picking up girls. I met my ex through facebook.

Minichan