Topic: I need to take a poo and I've ran out of toilet paper.
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,456
Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #748,350
I will never forget the the time me and my best friend were at a club and he drank too much.
The bouncer summoned me to the bathroom and told me to get him to leave so I knocked on the bathroom door and told him I was bored and wondered if he wanted to go home. He says yes and unlocks the stall door.
I open it to see him sitting on the floor staring in a really defeated way at this ENORMOUS shit that someone had squeezed out on the toilet seat and over which he had to hover to vomit.
I miss being 16 sometimes, they were simpler times
The bouncer summoned me to the bathroom and told me to get him to leave so I knocked on the bathroom door and told him I was bored and wondered if he wanted to go home. He says yes and unlocks the stall door.
I open it to see him sitting on the floor staring in a really defeated way at this ENORMOUS shit that someone had squeezed out on the toilet seat and over which he had to hover to vomit.
I miss being 16 sometimes, they were simpler times
pumba joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #748,408
betterthanyou !1w0wKqa9Ts joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #748,411
it probably looks like your fucking face