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Topic: I ended my long-distance relationship (she wasn't real :/)

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU started this discussion 15 years ago #5,843

I ended things.

I felt shit

Then when she started doing drugs for me ending things, I got sceptical.
See, she snorted 13 lines of cocaine, smoked 7 joints, and drank loads of vodka
She'd be dead if that happened. obvious lie.

then I noticed some inconsistencies in the pictures she had put up.

Like, same room when she's in a different city O_o

It was all a lie. All of it.

I'm sorry for not listening.

Anais joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #101,460

:( *hugs sticky*

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,461

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,462

That's the internet for you. Most of it is bullshit; don't take it seriously and enjoy your time here.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,463

@101,460 (Anais)
This absolutely disgusts me. I was led on for three fucking months by someone.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,464

> she wasn't real
Wow. What an absolute shock. Also, I can totally see how 'her' blatant lies only became obvious just now. Totally.

Anais replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,465

@101,463 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
are you saying she lied about EVERYTHING? the psych ward, the rapes... everything??

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,467

@previous (Anais)
Every. Single. Thing.

Anais replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,468

Sorry Stickybuns. Fake is right. People suck sometimes.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,471

Shit happens.

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,473

@101,465 (Anais)
Woah! How did you guess? Hey, you should seriously consider joining MENSA. Afterwards, you can check out the forums they have to offer for members and stick around there. I just feel like you're too smart for all of us. You're like a modern day Einstein, and frankly, it's intimidating.

Anais replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,474

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
er, problem? :D

Green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,475

Sorry to hear that :-(. One day our boat will come in..

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,476

@101,473 (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
ilu
get on irc or msn
:D

Anais replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,477

Do i detect more stupid, jealous girls in this thread? Omg, how fucking old are you? Are you just pissed that I'm here? God it doesn't take much to get your knickers in a twist.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,478

@101,475 (Green)
*hugs*

It feels vile that someone did this to me for three months.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,482

@101,477 (Anais)

Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,487

@101,474 (Anais)
Oh, not at all. I can certainly see how you could have misunderstood me, considering your tendency to see things from a large amount of varying perspectives, but I was being completely honest. It's not easy for me to admit this, but your brainpower kind of frightens me.
@101,477 (Anais)
Okay, I'll admit it, I am a little envious of your intellect, but I'm coming to terms with it. Everything I've said in this thread that's been directed towards you is totally true. I'm really just looking out for your best interest. :(
@101,476 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)
It's late. Tomorrow, I promise.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,488

@previous (Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ)
Okay. :')

@101,477 (Anais)
pic related

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #101,490

@101,477 (Anais)
lol, dude, what the fuck is up with you
lol
christ

also OP, you're so fucking dumb
i told you from the start, asshole

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #101,494

@previous (H)
lolthis

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #101,496

@101,490 (H)
I know I'm a dumbass for this.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #101,497

Nuff said.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM double-posted this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #101,498

@101,488 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,511

@OP
There's plenty more 'girls' on the web, pal. Just find another one!

drea joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,539

this thread
lol
lol
lol

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,546

at least you're getting a car

DREAMWORKS replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,552

oh god lol

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,583

@101,511 (J)
I'm going to try more real people. I even hung out last night!

@101,546 (L)
Fuck yeah.


Also, you all have right to laugh.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,586

@101,477 (Anais)
This thread isn't about you, bebe.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,587

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'm sorry for not listening...

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,600

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I was talking to Anais. I'm not mad at you or anything, I just feel sad. Has she admitted her lies yet?

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,605

@101,586 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
IT'S ABOUT ONE HIPSTER TEEN, STRUGGLING SOCIALIZE IN A CRUEL AND UNCARING WORLD

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,606

@101,600 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Admitted them to me? Yeah, she's admitted everything. The girl I thought I was dating doesn't exist.
She refuses to admit them publicly, though..

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,608

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Did she give a reason for all of the lies?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,611

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
She was afraid I wouldn't like her as herself, and she wanted people to care. She says I helped her beat an eating disorder and cut less O_o

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,612

@101,605 (J)
Socialise*

r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,613

@101,611 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You sure it's a chick?

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,614

@101,611 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> cut less
Any cutting at all is retarded.

Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,615

@101,612 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You're not English.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,617

@101,613 (r04r)
She agreed to a video call and I saw her. I have actually spoken to her before ABOUT my girlfriend O_o

@101,614 (J)
I know

@previous (J)
Neither is George Clooney.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,622

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
What does George Clooney have to with anything?

Anais replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,625

@101,586 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
hi. Yes, i know. Lawrence made an unnecessary remark about me and I responded. I know it's about stickybuns.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,627

@101,622 (J)
@101,622 (J)

Read between the lines.


Anyways, my girlfriend is being "killed off".

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,632

Goddamn sticky...

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,637

@101,627 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
None to read between. Clooney was not really relevant.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,642

@101,632 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I am such a dumbass for this...

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,643

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Pretty much. But we've all some dumbass shit in our life, every single one of us. Live and learn. You're such a nice guy, but man you make a beta look hella alpha. Try leaving your comfort zones sometime, there's a whole world of lessons to learn out there. Do something to make yourself man. the. fuck. up. Do it faggort. inb4 10,000 questions. You get the idea.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,644

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
yeah this advice will totally work the tenth time he's heard it

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,646

@previous (P)
I hate to advocate violence, but I think he might just need a good ass kicking. Something to wake up his manhood. I dunno, maybe he's too fragile for that. I blame his dad.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,647

@101,643 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I went and hung out last night with oxxykitten and her sister.

And I talked to people I don't normally speak to in my 4th period, including this one girl who laughed at the things I said and agreed with me on fashion. Im considering sending her a friend request now :D I'll make a friend!

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,649

@101,646 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I'm the opposite of my dad, actually.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,652

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Daddy issues yo. You got them.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,653

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Oh okay.

Did the stuff i mentioned qualify as stepping out of my comfort zone?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,657

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> Oh okay.
I'm quite serious.

> Did the stuff i mentioned qualify as stepping out of my comfort zone?

Nah, you just went close enough to see the edge. You're phenomenal. Take up boxing or something.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,658

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Explain.


So um...I should take BJJ up again?

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,659

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Brazilian Jiu Jutsu ain't gonna solve your problems, bud. Martial arts are not an ends to a means, and they certainly don't turn betas into alphas. What you need to do is just learn to say 'fuck the consequences' and take chances. You have to risk looking like a total asshole or falling flat on your face, but when you do, you buck the fuck up and keep on going. The biggest thing is to not give a shit what other people think -- AT ALL. Add that girl you talked to in your class, talk to her a little bit, then forget about it. Make more friends, add them. Eventually you'll find what works for you, and you won't need to ask for advice, and instead you'll be giving it.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,660

@101,658 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I'm going to explain your life to you? Its gotta be the other way around. You tell me why you're so fucking beta it hurts.

> So um...I should take BJJ up again?
Probably not. Thats so mainstream, there are too many Mcdojos out there (different discussion altogether). Go to the ghetto and find a boxing center (if there are ghettos where you live lol).

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,662

@101,659 (Q)
All that is hard :c

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Well I am just very scared to take chances.

It wasn't a McDojo. Plus, they also teach kickboxing as a separate class :/ Would that work?

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,664

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Repeat after me, stickybuns. I. Just. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,665

@OP
...dude

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,666

@101,664 (Q)
I don't really give too much of a fuck.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,667

@101,665 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
I'm sorry for bothering you with all that. I was just about to message you and apologise. I should have listened earlier..

Green replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,668

What's a BJJ?

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,670

@101,667 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You have nothing to apologise about mate. You weren't to know that he/she was an absolute pyscho.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,672

@101,668 (Green)
Brazilian Jiu-jitsu.

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
I should have seen the signs early on. The fact she got raped in the mental hospital like, 6 times should have tipped me off. Also, the fact her 'roommate' murdered the rapist and didn't get caught should have also tipped me off...

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,673

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
COME ON! Those kinds of things just don't happen, man.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,674

@101,672 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You live and learn dude.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,675

@101,673 (H)
I know...The whole 'well the facility isn't very good' thing kind of just explained it away..

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,676

@101,672 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Are you fucking kidding me...

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,677

@101,673 (H)
Lol obviously. Take it easy on the poor guy. ;-/


@101,672 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Sticky, post a pic of yourself ITT. Forget your comfort zone for a moment.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,678

I keep asking myself whether or not stickybuns is a troll and sometimes it seriously seems like it. :/

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,679

@101,674 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
I still feel awful for not believing you guys...
Mr. Rogers helped me get her IP, and it was a residential connection. He kept saying that the hospital wouldn't have that, but I just ignored him...
Oh, and it is a girl. She agreed to a video call last night and I saw what she looked like.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,680

@101,677 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
why should I? D:

@101,678 (Q)
I'm not a troll, I'm just pathetic..

Doll !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,681

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
*HUGS*

Poor Stickums.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,682

@101,680 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Unbelievably so.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,683

@101,680 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Don't wiggle out of it bud. I'm tired of wondering what you look like. I've posted my pic ffs, and I didn't want to either lol.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,684

@101,679 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Did you at least screen shot a picture of her?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,685

@101,683 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I don't think a chan is the best place to post a pic >_<

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,686

@101,684 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Yup. I did.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,687

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Care to post it?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,690

@101,685 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Clinging to comfort zones again are we?


@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)

Yes, this.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,693

@101,687 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
I guess I can.

Also, Ks: You can see my picture in the bottom corner. It's small, but it gives you an idea.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,702

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
What was talked about during the video call?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,703

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
She said she wasn't able to speak, so all I heard was microphone static. I stayed long enough to get a screenshot and then cut it off and went back to text chat.

And it that picture good enough?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,705

I have one basic question. Why do people meet on the internet to connect up? Yes I have met a few who seem happy and a couple who are now married.

Just seems to me that with so many R/L ways to find and meet people, why do it on the net. True in R/L one can get conned, or find trouble, or worse.
Just seems to me the net increases those chances of looking for trouble in all the wrong places/

Similar to meeting someone in a bar. I HAVE but in a Sushi bar which me thinks is a much better enviro for such.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,708

@101,703 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Not exactly evidence of here being a girl, but I suppose he/she probably would have likely chose a better looking fake.


> And it that picture good enough?

It will do. =D

Ks !KansasxqvM double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,710

@101,705 (Syntax)
I used to do it to get laid. Super effective for that, but shit always got more complicated than "getting laid", more complicated than I'm interested in for sure.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,711

@101,708 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I've added her on Facebook, and talked to her before O_o I've heard her speak as well from a video, soooooo yeah. She is a girl.

So now you have a general idea of what I look like :3 Ugly, no?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,716

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> Ugly, no?

No sticky. Being a normal looking person is not "ugly".

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,720

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I'm not normal-looking D: I have a bad face :c

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,721

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Keep telling yourself that bud.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,724

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
If I'm not ugly, why do so few people like me?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,733

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Beta. As. Fuck.

<-- Lyle Lovett

Mouse eyed, ugly fuck by almost any standards. Loved by millions and married to Julia Fucking Roberts. Millions of similar examples,; Ever seen Lil' Wayne in your life?

Point is, looks don't make you who you are. Superficial fucktard. ;)

Green replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,736

@101,724 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You look ok. Post more so we can see properly bro.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,737

@101,733 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
If it makes you feel better, I'm a bit more confident than I used to be. That obviously isn't much more, but still >_<

I'm only mildly superficial >_<

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,741

@101,693 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
What'd she say she looked like? (pic pls) :D Oh my, she looks miserable and mentally disturbed.
What did you get yourself into for those past 3 months. O_O

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,742

@101,736 (Green)
I'm a bit afraid to put up a pic :c

If I were, would you prefer one a few months old (Like, mid-February) which is Mega-hipster, or one I took today which is shit?

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,743

@101,678 (Q)
If he is, he may be the most skilled troll that we have ever seen!

Anonymous J double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,744

@101,742 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
The hipster one!

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,746

@101,741 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)
Here is who she was supposed to be.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,747

@101,744 (J)
I don't know if I feel comfortable with that :S

Green replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,757

@101,742 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Lol. I've posted a billion pics here and i'm always getting abused. People don't hate you, so you'll be fine.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,764

@101,747 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Remember what Ks said, you need to step out of your comfort zone!

Besides, hipsters are, as we all know, always well revived.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,771

@101,746 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Oh. O,o
Time heals all wounds my dear!
Lots of breaking up going on these days... (._.)

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,779

@101,710 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Buns so far has not answered my simple question

> I used to do it to get laid. Super effective for that, but shit always got more complicated than "getting laid", more complicated than I'm interested in for sure.

And in R/L once I got a gal friend drunk so I could get into her panties. And as you said things get complicated because found out she wanted me more then I wanted her, which meant she kept calling me for more more and I had a super GF at the time. More complicated telling my GF all about me cheating on her. HAVE NOT NOT ever done that since with the one major exception that produced the daughter that does NOT know I am her Biological dad.

Complicated life is just that

NOW BUNS please explain Y Net? 4Connect?

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,785

@101,757 (Green)
Glug, yes they do.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,798

fine...here is an oldish photo of me...

Removed image by author's request.

(Edited 22 minutes later by a moderator.)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,800

@101,724 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I'm ugly and very well liked by my peers and family.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,808

@101,798 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> mfw ks saved your photo. :O

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,810

@101,742 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
hahaha I know what you look like

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,811

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Well I trust you.

and now so do others..

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,814

@101,798 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Perfectly fucking normal looking.

@101,808 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)
Yeah, its an odd habit. But no one minds when they want to see another MC'er and I have a pic. ;)

I'm pretty sure the only ones who don't post their pic, must be some ugly fucks indeed.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,815

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I'm an ugly ass :L

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,816

@101,814 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I've posted mine.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,817

@101,811 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
:D

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,820

@101,798 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
faux-hipster

sooooooooo faux-hipster

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,822

@101,817 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Also, sorry for having such low standards for the NHS mental facilities >_<

@previous (H)
You should see my TOMS

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,824

@101,815 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
No you're not dickweed. Seriously.

@101,816 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I saw it, but I guess I did not save it. FML. >;/ Post again, or link to it?

I have a lot pics which I can't even post, some folks like their privacy I guess.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,825

@101,814 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Or people that are a bit disturbed and uncomfortable by your odd habit. :O

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,826

@101,824 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I'll check. I'm not sure if I still have one.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,827

@101,824 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I am D: The only people that think I'm attractive are from the internet :c

Also, mine is one which I don't want you posting D:

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,828

@101,825 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)
> implying I'm the only one that does it

I'm just the only one that admits it. I know these things, I even know who a few of the other 'collectors' are. ;)

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,829

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Oh. :O
Very well then.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,831

@101,798 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Hey, you look like someone I know IRL. Weird.

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,832

@101,826 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

> I'll check. I'm not sure if I still have one.

Kay.

@101,827 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

> I am D: The only people that think I'm attractive are from the internet :c
Implying this is a subject that is discussed IRL a lot. :/
> Also, mine is one which I don't want you posting D:
I assumed as much. Tis safe with me, others may post, but it wont be me. ;)

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,833

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Fair point...
I wear glasses irl :c
Okay :3

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,837

@101,832 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Crap, my pic is too big. How can I resize it?

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,838

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Post it via imgur.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,839

@101,833 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Lose the glasses. Inb4 reasons why you cant. Do it. Only chicks and older people look good with glasses.

Ks !KansasxqvM double-posted this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,841

@101,837 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Use the imgur upload button.

@101,838 (Q)
Yeah.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,842

@101,839 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I have contacts, but I have trouble putting them in..

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,843

@previous (A)
Practise

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,844

@101,842 (A)
Practice makes perfect. Excuses make shit. Put them in and out a few times a day.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,847

@101,841 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I have it saved on my computer, what do I do next?

Deckard Cain !xhERPesk0k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,848

....Wow...just...wow.

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,852

@101,847 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Is there a text saying [upload] on the post screen? If so, click that and it'll send it to imgur which allows bigger files. If the button is not there you're using a shitty webbrowser.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,855

@101,843 (r04r)
@101,844 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Should I go do that now? or?

they've been sitting in contact solution for a while (over a week). are they unusable now?

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,856

Externally hosted imageThis is the only pic that I have left.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,861

@101,847 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Press reply ITT and use the upload button. Pic related.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,862

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I managed it! There I am, dressed as a Hebrew for a Christmas play.

Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,865

@101,856 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I would wax your legs with much delight. ^.^

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,867

@101,852 (r04r)
Thats a great feature btw. Very slick.

@101,855 (A)
They are fine, put them in. I've worn contacts for almost 20 years myself (not the same pair obviously lolol).

@101,856 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Saved! Thanks. =D

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,870

@101,865 (Flapjack !!vHCjY3yik)
That would probably take a fuck load of wax.

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,872

@101,861 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
The button removes itself in web browsers that don't support it.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,877

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,878

@101,867 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Any tips on practising?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,883

OP is the trolls.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,885

@101,872 (r04r)
Its really awesome. I don't think I've ever seen anything like it anywhere. Think of all the bandwidth sites could save. You should copyright it and sell it or some shit.

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,894

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Lolnah, it's open sourced code and linked to by the imgur api. It's limited by 50 uploads/IP/hour though. The IP here is the users their IP

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,898

@101,885 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I can't get my eye open wide enough. I pulled it as far open as possible, and I couldn't open it wide enough to fit the contact lens in.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,913

lol Stickybuns, your threads always get 100+ replies :D

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,915

@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
Gosh, I feel so popular :'D

but really, how do I physically force my eye to open more than it is capable of opening so I can fit contacts in?

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,920

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Use a claw hammer.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,921

@101,815 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You seem like you're fishing for compliments.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,927

@101,920 (Q)
Why would I have a claw hammer?

@previous (X)
I'm really not O_o

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,929

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Because it's one of the most common tools found in a toolset?

Nega !Wl/ZWCzAxY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,930

@101,921 (X)

> You seem like you're fishing for compliments.

Slowpoke. ;)

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,931

@101,915 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNcQf-aDNP0

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,932

@101,929 (Q)
Why would I have a toolset?

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,934

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Now I know you're a troll.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,938

@101,931 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
That seems hard D:

@previous (Q)
Because I don't have a toolset?

Nega !Wl/ZWCzAxY replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,939

@101,932 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
inb4 lame pun.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,940

@101,938 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You're very good at this.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,943

@previous (Q)
I'm not a tool-oriented person :/

I think you're more the troll, telling me to use a claw hammer on my eye.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,944

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You were asking how to pry your eyelids open more, I gave you an answer. You'll have to do it manually with something to pull it back -- a claw hammer accomplishes this task.

The Truth !!vSp31CfSr joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,981

This is pathetic...
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