Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 29 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#747,990
Soccer is the original name for the sport where you kick a patterned ball into a goal. Once Americans adopted it Europeans suddenly decided it wasn't called soccer anymore, but rather "football", even though objectively speaking it is inferior to American Football, the true football because it involves both feet and balls. Europeans have been mad ever since.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#747,993
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh, you mean soccer is football the game where you kick a foot around with ball for 90 minutes while rarely using your hands like in American 'football'.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#747,996
@previous (A)
I will put my foot in your balls. Thanks.
? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#747,997
@747,993 (A)
Soccer is the proper European name for association football, having been largely replaced by the vague term 'football' after a bunch of Chelsea fans beat S.A. executives with rebar and demanded a simpler term they could shorten to suitably retarded variations like footy.
? double-posted this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#747,998
@747,993 (A)
Gridiron football and association football both originated from the same or very similar sports in the later half of the 19th century. 1898 was the first time a trashy English piece of shit who thought he was funny tried to make a joke about 'American' football allowing the control of the ball with a player's hands. The Englishman was promptly torn limb from dainty limb, having a soft physique much like your own.
? triple-posted this 9 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#747,999
Thus concludes your history lesson by little leaf.
betterthanyou joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,008
it means shut your fucking face. retard
timon joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,102
> the game where you kick a foot around with ball
u OK?
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,112
Soccer is a bottom 30% word:
Origin and Etymology of soccer
by shortening & alteration from association football
First Known Use: 1885
brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,142
soccer is the opposite of handegg
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,145
Soccer is the game where people throw a ball and then run with it to the other end of the field to score a "touchdown". In America, it's known as "football", but it's known as Soccer everywhere else.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,309
@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
How do you throw a ball in soccer retard?
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,310
You kind of need to bend your arm and exert force pointing the ball in the direction you want to throw it and do a little spinny thing with the ball as you throw it.
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,313
The British term "Soccer" comes from the word "Association" in Association Football.
pumba replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#748,330