@previous (dw skg)
> doesn't really sound comical at all to begin with tbh
Sí that would only be funny if you were friends with rich preppy 16 year olds with small penises and alcoholic daddies and TBH that friend group would kick OP's ass
@previous (?)
> Sí that would only be funny if you were friends with rich preppy 16 year olds with small penises and alcoholic daddies and TBH that friend group would kick OP's ass
You are a strange dude if that's what springs to your mind
@previous (D)
Entitled 16 year olds with daddy issues like to piss on homeless people it's a thing.
@previous (?)
In your mind, yeah it's a thing
@747,031 (?)
I thought it was a bunch of rags
@747,033 (D)
I'm sorry you weren't friends with enough cool people in high school to see their follies.
@747,033 (D)
it is a thing. it's called "Ultraviolence" and it's all the rage with teenagers these days.

Best lesson learned on a New Years Eve
EVER
Was driving home on a small mountain road around 3AM with the gal who I later married. Had 2 much to drink but was NOT drunk - Swerve in road with a water puddle and took a skid yet maintained enough control to come face to face with a Telephone Pole that may or may not have kept me from falling off a cliff with car and taking a dive about 1000 Feet to not so much a soft landing.
Got out of car and could not put a finger between bumper and telephone pole. - That was lesson #1 re to much to drink and then drive
Lesson #2 probably same time following year on New Years eve after a party. On a freeway going home and on a curve on the 101 Freeway in San Fernando valley.
Car in the fast lane going 90+ MPH and I blew out a tire and car moved almost as fast as speed of light across 4 lanes to the slow lane and just lucky I could maintain steering to avoid a couple3 cars but clearly I was aware my reaction time sucked and waz just lucky.
No need for lesson #3. Two was enough to be sure I never drive with to too two much alcohol in my blood.
Years later took a driving course on how to drive when being pursued by others - Carmel valley with Porsche's on a test track. You first drive the track and avoid stuff they put out to mess you up like simple cones or cardboard people - Then you look at camera result and get critiqued - Then you do it again after drinking 1/2 oz booze and then 1.0 oz and again with more and then more until you are blitzed
Object is to learn how to drive with to much in you but you still conclude you cannot do as well after even 1/2 oz. No one is class did.
Also to learn what it feels like at .08% in blood - Doubt after all these many years since the class am I able to catch that .08 or .1% point accurately but close nuff