Topic: how do i get on irc?

Falco !a7Q.SWNEJw started this discussion 9 years ago #58,338

asking for a friend thanks

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later[^] [v] #746,884

Nintendosoft GAYcube :)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #746,885

ask yer mom

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #746,886

https://webirc.datnode.net:7798/#tinychan

Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,982

@OP
Just do what millions of people are doing every day and switch over to the shoutbox. To get info on how to use the shoutbox, set your computer to Internet Explorer, and then surf to tinychan.org, and then click on the search menu at the top of the screen and type "shoutbox" without the speech marks in the screen that comes up and then press the enter key on your computer. This will take you to a page of links that will give you all the info you need in order to get to the shoutbox and start contributing. Millions of people are switching over to the shoutbox every day, so why not join them. Please keep in mind that the shoutbox is an autistic supremacy zone and eugenic hatespeech is not tolerated there. Thankyou and have a safe day.

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,026

@previous (Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2)
what the fuck

Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,034

@previous (dw skg)
If you're still having trouble using the shoutbox, just set your computer to Windows and then look in the help menus to get info on how to surf the web. Once you get that figured out you'll be ready to get online and start contributing to the shoutbox in no time at all.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,039

@746,982 (Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2)
@previous (Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Yo Happy Happy New Year
So like you no me. So I did this LookC at Shoutbox n well sure I can C why it has uses typical IRC of many types don't YET YET

> Like most dynamic content, shoutboxes typically interface with a database, and some may query the database every time a page is requested. Unlike most >dynamic content, however, shoutboxes are generally placed on every page of a web site, so they tend to cause disproportionate strain on databases. >Therefore, care must be taken to ensure that shoutboxes do not use too many database resources. Caching systems like memcached can be used to mitigate this >to some extent, or an alternative implementation such as storing all messages in system-wide shared memory rather than a database may be used

So in other words someone needs to design a more better way to accomplish that task cause who/whom these days wants to put a strain on an already strained system

Just Saying

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,043

@OP
> how do i get on irc?

There is a mountain in Japan that you must climb with a cherry blossom held in your mouth. If you find this mountain, then you must present the cherry blossom to the owner of an inn on top of the mountain. If the cherry blossom is fresh, he will let you stay for a reasonable price. After 26 days, the innkeep will slip you a notice with the secret coordinates of the Minichan IRC.

Alternately, you could just follow the fucking link.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,044

@747,039 (Syntax)
The shoutbox is the hot new online trend among hip urban millennials. Don't get left behind, start contributing to the shoutbox today.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,045

the fuck even is irc?

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,054

@747,044 (Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Deal is other than U I do not no anyone else on Shoutbox (that I am aware of)

@previous (squeegee)

> the fuck even is irc?

squeegee irc is older than just about anyone here other than ME - Its been around since Usenet - Ancient technology

> IRC was created by Jarkko Oikarinen in August 1988

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Relay_Chat

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,056

Eels is back.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,069

@747,045 (squeegee)
A land of idle banter and non-canon stories.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,099

@747,054 (Syntax)

> squeegee irc is older than just about anyone here other than ME - Its been around since Usenet - Ancient technology
> Ancient technology

Usenet is a powerful too my friend.

Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,103

@747,054 (Syntax)
The shoutbox is the hot new social media trend sweeping the hip urban millennial demographic. To join in and start contributing to the shoutbox just press the up arrow key on your computer until you see my first post on this page and then read through it to get info on how to jump in and start contribting to the shoutbox.

Anonymous K replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #747,107

@previous (Eels !Ep8pui8Vw2)

> contribting

Caught ya slippin'.