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Topic: Gorillas are vastly stronger than Humans for several reasons

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw started this discussion 9 years ago #58,307

- Their muscles are much larger in absolute terms.

- They have a much higher proportion of fast-twitch, type II muscle fibers, especially on their back muscles and arms.

- Their muscles process lactic acid much faster and more efficiently than Humans.

- Their muscles attach in the tendons in positions that maximize leverage, especially for pulling, whilts Human muscles attach to the bones in positions that maximize fine motor coordination. As a consequence, Humans can touch the center of their palms with their thumbs, which gorillas can't. Humans can write with a pen, whilst gorillas, even if they had the intelligence to learn how to write, would never be able to due to lack of ability to control the fingers with the precision that Humans can.

- Their tendons are four times thicker and several times denser than Humans, which allows them to hoist much bigger weights than Humans. An elite Human bencher can bench 750 lbs raw; a gorilla can hoist that weight with a single arm whilst using the other to hold itself to a tree branch, and then lift the weight to it's face. A strength that is several leagues above Human level.

- Gorillas lack the strong neurological inhibition that Humans have when it comes to exerting strength. Their brains are primed for generating extreme exertions of strength.

- Their adrenaline levels reach several times that of Humans when they are enraged, and adrenaline increases mobilization of muscle fibers. Even without adrenaline, though, they can exert 5 X the strength of a Human elite powerlifter and 10 X the power(strength X speed)

- Their bones are 10 X denser, which means that hoisting huge weights is less strssful for them than for Humans. A gorilla's wrist is so thick and dense that it can hoist 800 lbs, the same weight that takes a Human's entire skeleton to hoist.

- Gorilla strength has nothing to do with testosterone levels. Their testosterone levels are actually lower than Humans, since they are less sexually competitive and promiscuous than Humans.

It is important to point out that gorilla's strength advantage is mostly for pulling and bending, at which they are, according to the Discovery Channel, 20+ times superior to the average man. Most of their muscle mass in on the back and arms and not on the legs and chest as well as higher proportion of fast twitch type II muscle fibers, and their muscle attachments are designed to maximize the power of the back muscles and of the arms for pulling. At pushing, they are still much stronger than Humans but not crushingly so, because their absolute muscle mass, type of muscle fiber and tendon thickness garantees much greater strength even though their muscles do not enjoy better leverage than ours for pushing. For pushing a gorilla is probably only about 5 times stronger than an average men - which is still huge. In fact, on the bench press, a gorilla probably can't bench as much as Human bench champion because, besides their muscle being at a disadvantage for pushing, they have long arms which makes the amount of force required to move a weight in the bench press greater.....

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #746,618

@OP
Pic of your illegally acquired gorilla hormones please I don't want anyone stumbling on this in the future to think TRANNIES were only joking about this kind of thing

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #746,619

@OP

That's racist.

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #746,620

A gorilla kind of reminds me of a monkey and I like monkeys. Both Donkey Kong and King Kong are Gorillas.

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #746,621

@746,618 (?)

Why would anyone joke about anything ever? It's the white powder in the tin.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #746,632

@previous (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)
Where did you get it?

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #746,636

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

I know a gorilla poacher.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #746,641

@previous (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)
You're probably snorting ground up goat balls, dude

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,669

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

That's pretty hot

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,674

why does it say humans can touch the center of their palms with their thumbs? on the same hand, no way

? replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,675

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
What's wrong with your thumb you weirdo?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,700

@746,669 (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)
Lol

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,714

@746,636 (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)

> I know a gorilla poacher.

what is this shit

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,724

@previous (dw skg)

I met him in the Congo three years ago when I was on business and took his card.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,728

@746,675 (?)
it's a human thumb, yoiu gorillia

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,732

@746,724 (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)

> I met him in the Congo three years ago when I was on business and took his card

Was the card made of ivory, rhino tusk, or gorilla testicles?

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,733

@previous (H)

Cardboard.

Anonymous H replied with this 9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,734

@previous (Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw)

> Cardboard.

Not a real poacher. Sorry

Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,736

@previous (H)

Ok

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,743

@OP
> no fine motor coordination
> can pick up 750lbs with one arm
Yeah that three year old kid would have been totally fine in the gorilla enclosure.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 52 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,788

@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
I think it is.
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