ive just learned that beloved poster and friend to us all, Ben Green has passed away due to massive blood loss after having stepped on a drawing pin
let's all have a moment of silence
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later[^][v]#746,569
But, I thought that he wasn't dead?
dw skg (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#746,576
@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
you thought wrong. we'll be holding a vigil outside his flat next week. be sure to bring plenty of traffic cones, cider, butter and religious texts
Blue joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#746,577
Thank you. I was a friend of Green. Rest assured I thoroughly destroyed the drawing pin. He will be sorely missed.
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 36 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#746,579
> Thank you. I was a friend of Green. Rest assured I thoroughly destroyed the drawing pin. He will be sorely missed.
I'm still a bit confused on if he's dead or not, because someone with Green's username is posting claiming that he's not dead, but he was also my friend and I understand exactly how you feel. =(
Lorraine !oZfU/tvMPw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#746,587
There are two 'greens'. One is Ben Green, beloved poster and sadly passed on to a better place after stepping on a drawing pin (amen), and the other is his identical twin brother, William Green. He is probably the one who killed Ben, the two twins are sworn enemies.
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#746,588
> There are two 'greens'. One is Ben Green, beloved poster and sadly passed on to a better place after stepping on a drawing pin (amen), and the other is his identical twin brother, William Green. He is probably the one who killed Ben, the two twins are sworn enemies.
Oh, that actually makes a lot of sense and explains why Green all of a sudden said that he wasn't my friend when we were friends before. His recent behavior has been unlike him and has made me confused.
William !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#746,591
No one can prove I murdered him.
William !BEERiVqJJw double-posted this 9 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#746,592
@746,588 (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
We both hated you and never considered you our friend.
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#746,596
> We both hated you and never considered you our friend.
You obvioisly didn't know who the real Green's friends were considering that you murdered him. Ben Green was my friend and murdering him wasn't a nice thing to do. Friends don't murder friends and you were not his friend.
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#746,603
Murdering people isn't nice and you can make people sad by murdering them. It's a mean thing to do to someone.