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Minichan

Topic: How much money is in your bank account?

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI started this discussion 9 years ago #58,271

I have $6,338 currently in my bank account, how much do you have saved up currently?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #746,235

$56,584

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #746,236

@previous (B)

> $56,584

That seems like a lot to me.

I'm nowhere near rich or successful, but I think I'm doing pretty well for someone of my age considering I have a steady flow of income, no debts, am able to live comfortably within my means and have enough saved up to last me a few months in the event something happens.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #746,237

I have over 9000 memes in my memebank.

? joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #746,241

@746,236 (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
Syntax lost several hundred thousand dollars on illegal foreign bets on the election. Most of us at minichsn are bored plutocrats.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #746,248

$467.30

dw skg llc joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,253

i have more money than mark 8-)

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,256

@746,241 (?)
He had to sell a beach condo, but he worked out a deal to lease it back from the guy he sold it to which will end up making him even more money in the long run. Looks like Syntax wins again!

And $1540.

dw skg llc replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,258

this is a self esteem booster i have more money than meta!! wow. i thought you all had more money than me

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,261

@previous (dw skg llc)
Yes but I have way more empty liquor bottles than you.

dw skg llc replied with this 9 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,262

@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
yeah i only have 2 tiny empty bombay sapphire bottles. shit

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 2 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,263

@746,253 (dw skg llc)
It was a sick reference to ancient minichan history. I have more than that but I'm sure as hell not telling you degenerates what's in my bank account.

dw skg llc replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,264

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> It was a sick reference to ancient minichan history. I have more than that but I'm sure as hell not telling you degenerates what's in my bank account.

oh i didnt catch that somehow how didn;t i catch that? booz
yeah wtf tho for real. we americans are uptight about this sort of thing this feels wrong i wouldn't do it

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg replied with this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,265

@746,263 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Have you considered converting your student loans into tax liens?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,271

@746,264 (dw skg llc)
I know it's weird. I will tell people way more personal shit than this but for some reason private finances crosses a line.
@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
No but I have considered simply erasing the negative sign in front my total net worth so I can have more money. It should work mathematically speaking so I don't see why it could fail in the real world.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,291

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's just Judaism fucking with you. Your cult measures your value in gold, that's why you don't want to admit to your worthlessness. Your value may also be measured in illegal settlements that are condemned by the entire civilized world though, so maybe look into that as a future prospect.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,294

It was -$2.75 before it closed. Not sure why that's any of your business, though. Maybe you just feel like being a bragging cunt that gets off at the misfortune of others. Well, there you go... asshole.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,295

I cannot disclose that... but I can say that it is expected to see a very healthy increase sometime next year

dw !vJwW0tsPXQ joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,311

@746,256 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
I still don't understand how that would work.

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg replied with this 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,317

@previous (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
Neither do I!

Meowth joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,318

Seems like a trap thread.

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,348

@746,311 (dw !vJwW0tsPXQ)
@746,317 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
Exactly
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