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Topic: Syntax, will you record a vocaroo for us?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,253

Just wishing the forum a happy new year or something

Thanks

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #745,986

Which Syntax are you addressing?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,988

Perhaps me?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,989

Possibly me?

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,990

@previous (D)
Cannot be you because you are not one of us.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,991

I have the best voice so it must be me.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,994

My ego is rather large so it has to be me.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,996

Anon D it could be you because Syntax is known to go anon.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,997

@previous (Syntax)

Posting anonymously has also been known to magically cure his "dyslexia". It's a (((miracle)))!

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #746,000

oh me

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,031

eye do not understand. Hotmail blocks those from servers. Gmail so far with 7 accounts, not a single one EVER.

Yahoo accounts on occasion I will get one each 6 months. DOJ website says 100's of millions have been scammed from those letters.
Years ago I played along with one of them. Lasted about 2 weeks as I trolled Mr Lumbutoo from Ghana. One day he said, I think you are just not serious enough about this/ I was just as serious as he was lol

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,039

@previous (Syntax)

> eye do not understand.

I think I'll just stop reading there.

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,046

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)Everything? Hummmmmmm Being Dyslexic how dare you subject yourself and others to what would be the inevitable outcum.
Over tyme I think much about Thee will spill out. This much I will say for the momento. In my R/L and many here know there is massive web evidence I have an active R/L - I live it in a very open and honest way. Most of the famous nude beaches on Planet, have been graced with my planted rear end upon. "Minions" you say - Reminds me to locate Eels soon enough.
1: As kiddlet a Geek in Chemistry making Bombs & Rockets with FBI filling up my parents living room as result
1: Ham Radio Geek - Fantastic hobby - learned to design modems - bounce signals off the moon, and met my now X~Wife via a world famous Ham radio connection. Even ended up in Federal Courts over one issue and that was age 17 & no arrest was involved
1: Hobby led to Defense companies leading me astray from paying my way into UCLA - Hobby turned into a terrific Engineering position pre degree, with Howard Hughes paying 100% for my education while I received 125% of my full pay.
1: HAC was the #1 contractor/designer/supplier/ for a world famous 3-Letter USA Gov secrete agency.
1: At that time there were Three Secret 3-Letter Super Secret USA Gov agencys.
1: One so secret it had & still does have the largest budget. #2 had the next largest budget & #3 the most famous 3-Letter agency of all, had/has the smallest budget
1: That led to my introduction in the dark ages of Spy stuff - In2 the invention of Spy in the Sky Picture taking that appears to be Optical in Quality yet can see through rain & clouds & Camouflage, into your house (in theory only) and even underground (located buried tombs in Egypt and Central America)
1: Same Technology used a Spread Spectrum CDMA like signal that we also used for secret communications
1: The founder of what is now Qualcomm (5th largest supplier of Digital Chips in World) - The founder(s) were my college professors, who taught the ultra advanced communications technology. So Hughes sent me back East for the first courses & One professor moved to California where I continued on to end up as expert in what is now CDMA.
1: In my last year at Hughes I was assigned to teach this technology at Brown University back East - subterfuge, to teach/select/hire/ future Engineers for the most secret of 3-Letter agencies.
1: Left Hughes to enter non secret electronics & ended up VP Engineering at several firms.
1: Recruited by the most secret of agencies to work as "Q" for many many years.
1: Assigned to take a break from secret to become a VP at Universal/MCA the movie music operation. Assignment to create a work around to the loss of a US Supreme court case MCA vs Sony Betamax - Formed a team to develop what was the first Laser means of Optical disk recording (DiscoVision) MCA holds the Basic Patents for CD/DVD/All/Other/Laser/ means of recording.
1: Did a stint in A & R for MCA Music because to develop the Laser "stuff" I had to come up with $$$$ because in the Movie business one learns that one must use "other peoples money" A&R & Music biz is horrid for Professional Engineer.
1: Forced the company to hire the first Music President so I could exit rite exit left
2: Exited MCA to work for a Texan US Congress Man Charlie Wilson
2: Became "Q" for Charlie Wilson & spent nearly a decade in Afghanistan in/out/out/in helping Mujahedin & Taliban (great friends of USA) @tyme 2kick Russia out of Afghanistan 100% yet left Afghanistan with USA disgraced & Taliban no longer friends with USA
2: Ended up secret career by working in so called basement of White House (tunnel goes underground wayyyy across street)
2: Testified against Olly North to help get him convicted & After my full exit from 3-Letter secret stuff
3: Agencies refused to cover my resume for lots of years, trying to force my return to said work
3: With no fill in for years on resume, no one would hire Thee
4: Learned that only choice was to become independent Consultant & with original Hobby background & Professional Engineering background I was able to say - Hummmmm that kind of stuff sure sounds like I could design that/this/other/ & did
4: Attempted to get into Cell phone biz with Verizon and Qualcomm - Was soundly rejected by "V" re no telco experience & same for Qualcomm.
4: Depressed I sold myself as consultant to Nokia & Ericsson, and let them train me in telco "stuff" (was expert as kiddlet re black boxing- but dared not share such with anyone) anyone can be such expert because Bell System Technical Journal's freely avail in libraries included everything including the billing machines lol
5: Returned to USA to help launch first Digital Cell system aka GMS - PBMS aka Cingular aka Crapola AT&T
5: Left Cingular in disgust over sticking with antiquated GMS -
5: Decided I needed to be Robot expert and wrote myself up resume wise as such
6: Got consulting 6 month Gig with largest Robot company on planet Earth
6: Felt 100% total failure as lead in design of Super Robot (company thought I was super at it- I STUNK!!!)
6: On day I had to sign on for a full year as Super Consultant - Super depressed nor do I get such - I said I needed to make a phone call.
6: One message was from Qualcomm - said we have been searching for you for years and need you NOW
7: Qualcomm had multiple copies of various resumes - none included Telco experience they said they had to have
7: Curious I said sure fly me over for interview
7: Odd that my copies of Resume hand not one iota of technology they seemed interested in.
7: No I never mentioned my courses with founders in college -
7: They offered me an Executive position - Said I was not interested!!! They asked what did I want to do?
7: I said I used to live in USA Embassies word wide yet never really was exposed to countries I was in - no street food no allowed general contact with minions. "Q"s kept in isolation dungeons.
8: Qualcomm said - here you can do what you want too. Just write your own job description.
8: Discovered that Qualcomm was working on something I used to work on for Max Smarts shoe fone - fone home for only secret USA Secret agency of highest level
8: Said hey I R somewhat expert already on such
8: Assigned & then NASA trained to launch 2X four Satellites from Delta Rocket - hands on at NASA on a few other launches to get the feel for it
8: Became total expert on new version of CDMA for what became Globalstar - I was in charge of first 8 Birds and traveled the World making stuff work and training others to do the same and that was for the most part as not Executive cept when I had to be- I wanted back to hands on as Engineer - was just super great like Hobby days as kiddlet
9: Qualcomm decided to exit all cept Chip design for Cell
8: I exited to again B 100% Consultant for what R now 95% of USA ground Cell based systems
8: Globalstar and other Satellites need fixing in space - had former GEO experience re inventors at Hughes
8: LEO G*Star fleet getting old and dying needed new mass of launches etc
8: Six new double in size lasting 15 years hopefully up on Oct 19th last year - wazzz any day going to get Six more up this week - on hold for a minor revision
8: When all done 52 LEO's will B

A: In between - had daughter when married but Wife had no clue -
A: Daughter now grown and I put her through UC Berkley 6 years pre-med & now she just started Harvard Med 5/yr/MD/student/
A: Daughter has no clue I B real dad
B: Learned to Mountain climb as in Technical climbing - first as trained by US Marines in Basic and Survival nor have I once or ever worn a Marine Uniform
B: Learned to down hill ski by Army Rangers for work - later for fun later for on semi Pro down hill team - later just hated the loss of fun Rec skiing with friends
B: GF post divorce suggested we take a Cajun dance lesson at a festival
B: Later was asked to teach Cajun and later ballroom/swing/dancing
B: Mixed in there became active Environmentalist & registered to Lobby Congress
B: Led mass of Congress people to Alaska for passing Alaska Wilderness bill
B: Did above to get support for my need to help pass Santa Monica National Rec area in Santa Monica Mountains my most Fav local Hiking and Indian research place.
C: Along the way spent maybe $25,000 in learning about wine and travel world wide for such - Credit one Robert Lawerence Balzer as world class teacher - Got to point where I could sniff and tell you content of 3 or 4 grape types in mix and if Cal or French or Italian - (not very good on the Italians)
D: Lots and Lots more - Life has so many wonderful options. Many a GF and several long term live in relationships - No other kiddlets I know of but given the one I have is result of Trojan condom failure - one never knows
E: Currently in long term relationship with Sharon and Stacy and NO its not what you think it would be - no 3Sums nor have I yet to experience such and was offered several tymes in past - if again I will NOT say NO! Then again???

Will this all make sense? Will anyone read more then skim it???? Who gives a fuck LMAO
Nor with Multitasking re work is it possible to edit or fix 4sperling content so it is what it is

Ask an Engineer to tell you what tyme it is...Engineer will tell you how to design and Watch and then instruct you on how to manufacture one. Good luck on getting the tyme.

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WOW Success as even eye could not read such

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,053

@previous (Syntax)

> triggered

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,056

@746,046 (Syntax)
And your close personal relationship with the Shah of Iran?? Your island property co-owned with Jacques Cousteau?? Inventing the F-14 TomCat?? What about that time you watched the movie Charlie Wilsons war at the rest home and then claimed that they left the part about you out of the movie, and that you were there when the movie was being edited and witnessed it happening and were never credited with it but were invited to the movie premier none the less?? What about the secret underground tunnels under the White House that you used to work in?? What about working in Area 51??

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,061

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Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,062

@746,053 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Yikes ---Not fair....Other then my early 2 hours in my Ocean Blue Surfing early very Early AM, I have been in fisticuffs with CNN Ops re taking a necessary Satellite away from them for pre-production work in difficult location for them with no back up possible until tomorrow. I gave them all I can and even more.. Alas over heating on a section of that Satellite leads to death early on as well as end of my career as I knows it. So its to sleep for Satellite for CNN and everyone else for 6 hours or more and for me....10 miles to run on my beach for Endorphin rush and its not really 10 any more its 9 with the last mile back a walk backwards. BAD Timing but maybe later on will return. Have a early dinner meeting with local town council re how to keep city from messing with a Infamous Statue that is a work of art in process which irks local town peeps but Surfers have a blast decorating it and News crews for TV come by daily to shoot the updates
So later Gators ---out for run Y y Y you do this to me lololololol

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,080

Eye have cold hard cash in wallet, knew Carrie Fishers and her parents, was offered a threesome with Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, worked for the FBI, CIA, and hid under Obama's podium during some of his speeches(he wasn't stuttering for nothing ya no).

I am the real Syntax, mods can confyrm.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,084

@previous (Syntax)

As a doctor, I can confyrm this.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,115

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uXoTKwdLf1

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,120

@previous (Syntax)

updoot

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,123

@746,115 (Syntax)
Hahaha, holy shit! I nominate this for funniest post of the year.

Syntax double-posted this 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,126

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J718o0BaDt

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,203

@previous (Syntax)
Lol wtf
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