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Topic: Do you like donkeys?

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,242

I like donkeys. Donkeys are cool. I wish I had a donkey. My mom would never allow me to have a donkey. Donkeys are fun. If I had a donkey I would feed him/her and pet his/her fur a lot. That would be cool. Do you like donkeys? Do you wish you had a donkey? I wish I had a donkey because they are cool.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #745,881

Shuit up about donkeys... They arw nokt that great.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,894

I will say toodles on the subject-after I had a nice meal. Had a good proper dun burrito not the cheep stuff u probably get from 7/11 and of course went 4 a run afterwards. 2day was just meeting old friends and jitterbugging the nite away listening to Blues music but if u must kno I can help u find it

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,900

Donkeys are small horses.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,901

@745,881 (B)

> Shuit up about donkeys... They arw nokt that great.

That's mildly rude of you to say. Your spelling isn't that great either.

@745,894 (Syntax)
Tl;dr

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
Who's the moron that said they weren't?

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,903

Not tru at all. Thats why I mentioned qualcomm because they kno wat is up unlike the fake doctor. Recently spoke 2 ducky on tinychan she is doin well wich is why I brought it up.

Anonymous B replied with this 9 years ago, 30 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,904

@previous (Syntax)
wot wot wot re: 10 myle wot

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,905

For a measly $50-100 a street whore will dress up as a donkey. She will make donkey sounds (no clue what a donkey sounds like) She will find those noises on the net.

So go to the store and buy donkey milk. Take it to the whore you have hired to role play a goat. Pour donkey milk all over here and go for it.

However IF a a donkey saddles up to you and nuzzles you and sniffs your butt, and that donkey is begging you for sex, then go for it. Whatever you do ---DO NOT NOT NOT give the donkey alcohol. The one exception to this is IF you plan to kill the donkey and eat it.

Donkey is popular fare in Arab as well as areas of Mexico - In fact its a biblical food. People have been eating donkey for eons.

It is a very lean meat. Healthy. So if you give booze to a donkey and intend to kill it after sex, you may find the meat already marinated.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,916

@previous (Syntax)
You sicken me.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #745,917

@745,901 (A)
Your inept head would quickly get kicked in by a donkey or mule.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #745,923

@previous (E)
Donkeys are are always kind to me, so that is false.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #745,924

Donkey Kong isn't even a donkey??

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,935

@745,923 (A)
Petting zoo donkeys doped up to appease shrieking aspie kids kids don't count thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,936

@previous (E)
Your assumptions are that of what an aspie would assume. My great uncle had donkeys, mules, and ponies. None of which were aggressive towards me. They showed kindness only and I miss them dearly.

Anonymous E replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,937

@previous (A)
Calling me an aspie and making up an uncle with kindly animals doesn't make you less inept or kickable.

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,938

@previous (E)

> Calling me an aspie and making up an uncle with kindly animals doesn't make you less inept or kickable.

I don't think liking donkeys makes you an aspie. I like donkeys and lots of animals too and I am definitely not an aspie!

I think being able to relate better to animals than humans makes you normal and the reason why you can't relate to other people is because other people have aspergers and you're normal. I like donkeys and I'm normal too!

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,941

I like donkeys
I like little burros like Baba Booey in that cartoon

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,943

I like donkeys and goats. Once here at a medieval fair they had a zeedonk at one of the exhibits. Someone tied it's lead to a chair and it started running and seriously injured someone. I had to work that day and missed it.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,949

@745,894 (Syntax)
@745,905 (Syntax)

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,965

@745,903 (Syntax)

> Not tru at all. Thats why I mentioned qualcomm because they kno wat is up unlike the fake doctor. Recently spoke 2 ducky on tinychan she is doin well wich is why I brought it up.

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,999

@745,905 (Syntax)

Cogent, incisive, and perfectly legible. Well done, (((Syntax))). You deserve a gold star.

dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,002

@745,905 (Syntax)

> For a measly $50-100 a street whore will dress up as a donkey. She will make donkey sounds (no clue what a donkey sounds like) She will find those noises on the net.
>
> So go to the store and buy donkey milk. Take it to the whore you have hired to role play a goat. Pour donkey milk all over here and go for it.
>
> However IF a a donkey saddles up to you and nuzzles you and sniffs your butt, and that donkey is begging you for sex, then go for it. Whatever you do ---DO NOT NOT NOT give the donkey alcohol. The one exception to this is IF you plan to kill the donkey and eat it.
>
> Donkey is popular fare in Arab as well as areas of Mexico - In fact its a biblical food. People have been eating donkey for eons.
>
> It is a very lean meat. Healthy. So if you give booze to a donkey and intend to kill it after sex, you may find the meat already marinated.

what is this

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,003

@745,949 (Syntax)
those oranges, I presume, demonstrate optimal sphere packing
the higher dimensional analogues present difficulties but have been shown for 8 and 24 dimensions
not by me though lol

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,021

@745,894 (Syntax)

Syntax double-posted this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,022

Just seemed to me this topic needs at least one image of subject matter

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,023

Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #746,026

@previous (Syntax)
For a clone u sure are dumb as all fuck

That is a male Donkey who wood never have human penis.
Aint exactly much of a penis
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