Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,829
sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,831
@745,823 (D)
If you don't have dysphoria and your using your genitals to fuck like a monkey in heat, you are not actually trans
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,837
@745,819 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1) > kook talking about transgenders
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,846
> If you'd ever heard lesbians police each other's sexuality you'd agree with mordor's infinite wisdom thanks
and you've heard this happen with your ears? doubt it
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,859
> I think you would fit in with a group of monkeys.
Thank you for the compliment! I like monkeys and I think they're cool, because monkeys are cool.
That was a nice compliment and it made me happy.
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,912
@745,831 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Kook for chief advisor on sexual and family affairs
Anonymous D double-posted this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,913
@745,851 (dw skg)
You don't go to as cool of parties as me thanks
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,927
When I was in high school then I dated a guy because I had a crush on a girl and for some reason I thought dating a guy would make her jealous, somehow it didn't work out the way I thought it would.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,928
Nope, I just kissed him a few times and then I transferred to another school before things got serious with him, forgot I was dating him, and then heard from a third party like a year and a half later that he broke up with me and I was like "who?"
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,934
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,966
@previous (dw skg)
Shut up ninjj the only interesting party you ever attended was because your friend became unhinged I don't need psychotic episodes to make my get togethers worth mentioning
dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,968
@previous (D)
wow that get together definitely wasn't a party
Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,971