Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,829
sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,831
@745,823 (D)
If you don't have dysphoria and your using your genitals to fuck like a monkey in heat, you are not actually trans
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,837
@745,819 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1) > kook talking about transgenders
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,846
> If you'd ever heard lesbians police each other's sexuality you'd agree with mordor's infinite wisdom thanks
and you've heard this happen with your ears? doubt it
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,859
> I think you would fit in with a group of monkeys.
Thank you for the compliment! I like monkeys and I think they're cool, because monkeys are cool.
That was a nice compliment and it made me happy.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,912
@745,831 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Kook for chief advisor on sexual and family affairs
Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#745,913
@745,851 (dw skg)
You don't go to as cool of parties as me thanks
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,927
When I was in high school then I dated a guy because I had a crush on a girl and for some reason I thought dating a guy would make her jealous, somehow it didn't work out the way I thought it would.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,928
Nope, I just kissed him a few times and then I transferred to another school before things got serious with him, forgot I was dating him, and then heard from a third party like a year and a half later that he broke up with me and I was like "who?"
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,934
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,966
@previous (dw skg)
Shut up ninjj the only interesting party you ever attended was because your friend became unhinged I don't need psychotic episodes to make my get togethers worth mentioning
dw skg replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,968
@previous (D)
wow that get together definitely wasn't a party
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#745,971