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Topic: Only men can be truly bisexual

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,224

More wisdom from IRC.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 58 seconds later[^] [v] #745,717

beckydraad

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,719

@previous (B)
yes, but mordorcitaat

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,799

@OP

IRC is non canon.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,810

@OP
If you'd ever heard lesbians police each other's sexuality you'd agree with mordor's infinite wisdom thanks

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,811

@previous (D)
Cool. Tell us more please

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,813

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Things I've heard lesbians argue:

Enjoying sex with a penis doesn't make you bi

Enjoying sex with a penis disqualifies you from lesbian culture entirely

Unless it's a trans woman then you're just subversive!

Trans men all being lesbians 20 years ago makes things complicated and it's best to avoid the subject.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,819

@previous (D)
Most trannies aren't actually trans anyway

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,822

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

As a doctor, I can confirm this.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,823

@745,819 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Oh, kookie

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,829

sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,831

@745,823 (D)
If you don't have dysphoria and your using your genitals to fuck like a monkey in heat, you are not actually trans

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,837

@745,819 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> kook talking about transgenders

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,846

@previous (G)
Yep

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,848

@745,831 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> If you don't have dysphoria and your using your genitals to fuck like a monkey in heat, you are not actually trans

I like monkeys, they're funny and make me laugh.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,849

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
I think you would fit in with a group of monkeys.

Anonymous G replied with this 9 years ago, 53 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,850

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Give me the crusts.

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,851

@745,810 (D)

> If you'd ever heard lesbians police each other's sexuality you'd agree with mordor's infinite wisdom thanks
and you've heard this happen with your ears? doubt it

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,859

@745,849 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> I think you would fit in with a group of monkeys.

Thank you for the compliment! I like monkeys and I think they're cool, because monkeys are cool.

That was a nice compliment and it made me happy.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,912

@745,831 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Kook for chief advisor on sexual and family affairs

Anonymous D double-posted this 9 years ago, 26 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,913

@745,851 (dw skg)
You don't go to as cool of parties as me thanks

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,927

When I was in high school then I dated a guy because I had a crush on a girl and for some reason I thought dating a guy would make her jealous, somehow it didn't work out the way I thought it would.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,928

@745,912 (D)
Correct

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 9 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,929

@745,927 (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
What happened? Did you blow him?

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,932

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> What happened? Did you blow him?

Nope, I just kissed him a few times and then I transferred to another school before things got serious with him, forgot I was dating him, and then heard from a third party like a year and a half later that he broke up with me and I was like "who?"

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,934

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
Lol

dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,952

@745,913 (D)
lame parties

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,966

@previous (dw skg)
Shut up ninjj the only interesting party you ever attended was because your friend became unhinged I don't need psychotic episodes to make my get togethers worth mentioning

dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,968

@previous (D)
wow that get together definitely wasn't a party

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,971

@previous (dw skg)
[exactly

Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,977

@745,966 (D)
The only party ninjj attends is breakfast with his parents.

Anonymous D replied with this 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,980

@previous (Syntax)
egggs axe lee

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,981

@745,977 (Syntax)
Even then he's only invited sometimes, because he's a mood kill. ugh

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,982

@745,977 (Syntax)
implying ninjj eats
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