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Topic: Only men can be truly bisexual

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #58,224

More wisdom from IRC.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 58 seconds later[^] [v] #745,717

beckydraad

beckyderp !yDoooooooo (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #745,719

@previous (B)
yes, but mordorcitaat

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,799

@OP

IRC is non canon.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,810

@OP
If you'd ever heard lesbians police each other's sexuality you'd agree with mordor's infinite wisdom thanks

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,811

@previous (D)
Cool. Tell us more please

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,813

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Things I've heard lesbians argue:

Enjoying sex with a penis doesn't make you bi

Enjoying sex with a penis disqualifies you from lesbian culture entirely

Unless it's a trans woman then you're just subversive!

Trans men all being lesbians 20 years ago makes things complicated and it's best to avoid the subject.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,819

@previous (D)
Most trannies aren't actually trans anyway

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,822

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

As a doctor, I can confirm this.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,823

@745,819 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Oh, kookie

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,829

sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,831

@745,823 (D)
If you don't have dysphoria and your using your genitals to fuck like a monkey in heat, you are not actually trans

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,837

@745,819 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> kook talking about transgenders

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,846

@previous (G)
Yep

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,848

@745,831 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> If you don't have dysphoria and your using your genitals to fuck like a monkey in heat, you are not actually trans

I like monkeys, they're funny and make me laugh.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,849

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
I think you would fit in with a group of monkeys.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,850

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Give me the crusts.

dw skg joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,851

@745,810 (D)

> If you'd ever heard lesbians police each other's sexuality you'd agree with mordor's infinite wisdom thanks
and you've heard this happen with your ears? doubt it

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,859

@745,849 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> I think you would fit in with a group of monkeys.

Thank you for the compliment! I like monkeys and I think they're cool, because monkeys are cool.

That was a nice compliment and it made me happy.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,912

@745,831 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Kook for chief advisor on sexual and family affairs

Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 26 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #745,913

@745,851 (dw skg)
You don't go to as cool of parties as me thanks

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,927

When I was in high school then I dated a guy because I had a crush on a girl and for some reason I thought dating a guy would make her jealous, somehow it didn't work out the way I thought it would.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,928

@745,912 (D)
Correct

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,929

@745,927 (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
What happened? Did you blow him?

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,932

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> What happened? Did you blow him?

Nope, I just kissed him a few times and then I transferred to another school before things got serious with him, forgot I was dating him, and then heard from a third party like a year and a half later that he broke up with me and I was like "who?"

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,934

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
Lol

dw skg replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,952

@745,913 (D)
lame parties

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,966

@previous (dw skg)
Shut up ninjj the only interesting party you ever attended was because your friend became unhinged I don't need psychotic episodes to make my get togethers worth mentioning

dw skg replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,968

@previous (D)
wow that get together definitely wasn't a party

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,971

@previous (dw skg)
[exactly

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,977

@745,966 (D)
The only party ninjj attends is breakfast with his parents.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,980

@previous (Syntax)
egggs axe lee

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,981

@745,977 (Syntax)
Even then he's only invited sometimes, because he's a mood kill. ugh

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #745,982

@745,977 (Syntax)
implying ninjj eats
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