Topic: First Time Being High As A Kike
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,184
I remember the first time that i actually managed to get high was off a Hanuka bong. The high started off chill and then hit me like a fucking death train. I started laughing at nothing and could barely even see or keep my eyes open because of the gas. I went into the gas chamber to get a glass of coke and then took that glass to my room and went outside without even drinking it. I chilled outside for a while continuing to laugh at nothing and then went on a hunt trying to figure out where the fuck my glass of coke was. I remembered it was in my oven so i went in there. I sat down at my desk and went on my pc and for some reason started jamming some fucking Jewcraft. 10 mins into playig Jewcraft everything zooms out and i realise im looking down at myself in 3rd person. 2 minutes pass and im still looking down at myself and everything starts to look like the simpsons. The back of my head turns yellow and i grow 3 tiny hairs across the top of my head like Homer and my monitor and mouse start to look all pixelated and animated. I start fucking dying of laughter realising how funny it was that i feel like im Homer Simpson. The high started to wear off around 10 mins later but i still felt pretty good :) Anyone else have any funny stories of their first time being Jewish as fuck?
