Topic: I'm getting drunk and going to a social event. AMA

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 9 years ago #58,102

I am fucking terrified of people and should probably be on meds for my social anxiety.

beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 28 seconds later[^] [v] #744,802

Alcohol is a good substitute for medication. Have fun!

Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #744,805

Alcohol is a med, if you think about it! ??

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #744,808

Why didn't you smoke weed instead?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,815

I'm the. Most drunk I've been ever ama

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,816

@744,802 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
Thanks
,@744,805 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
I don't think about it because I'm not a.fag
@744,808 (D)

> Why didn't you smoke weed instead?

I'm too cool for thatnslasp I'm hiccuping

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,817

How did you get the most drunk you've ever been in two hours?
Did you wear your little hat?
Did your mom set you up with a nice Jewish girl?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,818

@744,815 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I'm the. Most drunk I've been ever ama

What's a mensch?

Did you lust after the single women there?

Are you mire lonely after get togethers?

Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,819

@previous (F)

> > I'm the. Most drunk I've been ever ama
>
> What's a mensch?
>
> Did you lust after the single women there?
>
> Are you mire lonely after get togethers?

A mensch is a yiddish word that roughly translates to "person of integrity and honor". It has the same linguistic root as the German word of the same sound meaning roughly "human being."

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,821

@previous (Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI)
Get ducked

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,822

how did it go!

dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,829

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
bad Obv

@744,816 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
did u fuck up

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,838

I would hate to be hungover on Christmas day.

Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,861

Coke or Pepsi?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,867

@744,817 (E)
The drinks at the club were like 80% booze and I did five vodka shots in a half hour before going.
No hat
Didn't talk to a single person there except the bartender when ordering drinks . ???
@744,818 (F)
Something you should be.
No I'm not into jews
I'm not lonely I have internet friends.
@744,822 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Shit. Waste of money

@744,829 (dw skg)
Yeah probably.
@744,838 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Jesus isn't the son of God so who gives a fuck.
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Coke!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,869

The best part of the whole night was when I had to sign my name when I bought a screwdriver with a credit card so I wrote the word PENIS instead of my name and it got accepted.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,871

@744,867 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I do beg your pardon?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 37 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,873

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
But I am in your garden.

dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,896

@744,869 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> The best part of the whole night was when I had to sign my name when I bought a screwdriver with a credit card so I wrote the word PENIS instead of my name and it got accepted.

hahaha

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