Topic: Are boobs a commodity?
Anonymous A started this discussion 9 years ago #58,066
Well, fora?
bu joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #744,478
maybe if youre an INFANT maybe!!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 56 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,482
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,488
Yes! They are our most valuable resource!
Syntax joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,492
Boobs.
So years ago on a business trip and as the Engineer on a stool there for people to ask questions about the product. Model hired for this show sitting next to me. Each day a different dress designed to show off all her assets. Day 4 I caved in. I just had to have those boobs.
In fact they were beyond world class off this planet totally perfect beyond perfect.
Life is not perfect. She was a very very very nice person. She had a very nice heart. Her idea of fun was to go to a bar and sit at a table and wait for her friends to drop on by and say hello
Her life was Borrrrrring beyond boooorrrring. She even said she new her boobs were her greatest asset. But her boyfriends kept leaving her.
LESSON LEARNED. I never again got suckered in by a pair of Boobs I just HAD TO HAVE.
Also b4 my plane landed that Boob girl called my house to leave a message and my live in GF answered the phone - Message was that Boobs were about to travel and join me
GF put a stop to all that which was frankly Good Great Wonderful cause it takes more than a handful of perfect boobs to make a a a er ya all git the drift
So years ago on a business trip and as the Engineer on a stool there for people to ask questions about the product. Model hired for this show sitting next to me. Each day a different dress designed to show off all her assets. Day 4 I caved in. I just had to have those boobs.
In fact they were beyond world class off this planet totally perfect beyond perfect.
Life is not perfect. She was a very very very nice person. She had a very nice heart. Her idea of fun was to go to a bar and sit at a table and wait for her friends to drop on by and say hello
Her life was Borrrrrring beyond boooorrrring. She even said she new her boobs were her greatest asset. But her boyfriends kept leaving her.
LESSON LEARNED. I never again got suckered in by a pair of Boobs I just HAD TO HAVE.
Also b4 my plane landed that Boob girl called my house to leave a message and my live in GF answered the phone - Message was that Boobs were about to travel and join me
GF put a stop to all that which was frankly Good Great Wonderful cause it takes more than a handful of perfect boobs to make a a a er ya all git the drift
beckyderp !yDoooooooo joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,493
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,494
dw skg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,496
Wildchild !NvEXY0NyQI joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,499
I have boobs. They're squishy.
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,502
They're mostly fat!
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,503
@744,493 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
becky its Christmas tyme
Tyme for you to gift ur boobs for some local in need of warmth n comfort
becky its Christmas tyme
Tyme for you to gift ur boobs for some local in need of warmth n comfort
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,514
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg replied with this 9 years ago, 49 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,516
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,522
beckyderp !yDoooooooo replied with this 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,523
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg replied with this 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,524
@previous (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
I do think so. You think about it, and Syntax really is like Jesus.
Born Jewish: Check
Left Judaism as a teen: Check
Miracle worker: Check
Resurrected 3 days after being crucified by Gloria Allred re: Harvard Medical: Check
I do think so. You think about it, and Syntax really is like Jesus.
Born Jewish: Check
Left Judaism as a teen: Check
Miracle worker: Check
Resurrected 3 days after being crucified by Gloria Allred re: Harvard Medical: Check
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,563
@744,522 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)> No one likes you.
No clue if you're the fake pretend Clone of the !7MHPahvoGY or?
Yet u r fully aware you're despised on TC/MC and only the Cones of !7MHPahvoGY post on TC currently because the original fake pretend Doc had his testicles removed and fears using TC under its new ownership As he should fear
@744,514 (beckyderp !yDoooooooo)
@744,516 (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
> Syntax invented Christmas! How could you say that?
When I return later from probably 2much Spiked EggNog I have something to say about an Invention I take pride on at this tyme of the year - Will be dedicated to Dreamworks and perhaps becky cause based on her luv of small penis the probability is high she is shall we say a weee bit shy in the boob dept - Can u tell I have already drunkess from a cup of spiked EggNog
No Surfing this AM re huge Storm that is taking a break but Ocean a Blue is all Choppy n impossible 2do a thing with cept View and stand around firepits (illlegal) and drink HotChock~let and of course Triple Espresso's spiked with Kahlua.
@previous (Metæ !goTRUMPlbg)
> I do think so. You think about it, and Syntax really is like Jesus.
>
> Born Jewish: Check
> Left Judaism as a teen: Check
> Miracle worker: Check
> Resurrected 3 days after being crucified by Gloria Allred re: Harvard Medical: Check
That was rater cleaver - As if ritten by Dan Rather
BBL
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dw skg replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,567
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,574
@744,563 (Syntax)I read that as "I'm going to spend the entire festive period watching basic cable and comfort-eating TV dinners alone in the dead-end hovel I rent".
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,590
Syntax replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,727
@744,574 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
With ur low grade Eu education that is what I wood expect u to c
Of course as many say you are the fake of the fake so 4 all I no you could be living in some trailer park in Tennessee
With ur low grade Eu education that is what I wood expect u to c
Of course as many say you are the fake of the fake so 4 all I no you could be living in some trailer park in Tennessee
The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,730
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,732
@744,727 (Syntax)
Syntax, with the ample amount of mead in my system, have I teached a high rniugh level of consciousness to fully comprehend you?
Syntax, with the ample amount of mead in my system, have I teached a high rniugh level of consciousness to fully comprehend you?
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,737
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,740
@previous (A)
The foodstuff predates the stripper nipples, in fact. So you have, in all actuality, just suggested that Becky wear two pieces of pastry. Embarrassing!
The foodstuff predates the stripper nipples, in fact. So you have, in all actuality, just suggested that Becky wear two pieces of pastry. Embarrassing!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,744
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
From a culinary perspective, pastry is considered clothing. Thanks
From a culinary perspective, pastry is considered clothing. Thanks
Metæ !goTRUMPlbg replied with this 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #744,806
You can lose your shirt trading boob futures if you don't know what you're doing.