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Topic: I am never pooping again

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc started this discussion 16 years ago #58

I had a terrible one yesterday morning and I haven't gone since


the plan is to build it up, but I won't be going again for another month or so


No poop February: It's game time.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 16 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #795

Scat is not allowed on this fora. Thanks.

totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC joined in and replied with this 16 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #796

Define a terrible bowel movement for me.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 16 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #797

HAVE FUN WITH GETTING POISONED FROM POOP IN YOUR INTESTINE BRO.

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 16 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #800

@796 (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
it was anemic and skinny

like the turds were not satisfying to move out AT ALL


took me like a half our to finish wiping too.

Anonymous B replied with this 16 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #804

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Are you, by chance, a girl?

Anonymous D replied with this 16 years ago, 4 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #805

@800 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
lrn 2 wash your ass the superior way.
Yes, there is a superior way.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 16 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #807

@804 (B)
I am a man with a hairy asshole.

actually yeah bud i am a girl

totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 16 years ago, 15 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #808

@800 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
I would eat more fruits and veg, and also take some fiber pills.

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 16 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #812

@previous (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
Good idea actually

ughhh I have bad gas and my stummy hurts right now. fuck my life

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 16 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #817

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
It's because you don't have enough bulk in your stool to move it through the intestines. Have you been drinking water?

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 16 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #824

@previous (totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC)
yes

I just finished burping a lot and its 95% fixed
my insides dont like me sometimes.

Anonymous B replied with this 16 years ago, 38 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #826

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Please do not discuss scat here. Thanks.

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 16 years ago, 49 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #828

@previous (B)

totoforhire !!hWKWsQ1mC replied with this 16 years ago, 2 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #829

@826 (B)
Why, getting an erection?
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