Topic: Help me!
Anais started this discussion 15 years ago #5,797
So, I'm at my mums. And I've broken a major rule: No smoking in the house. I'm smoking in my bedroom and have the window open, but there will likely be some residual smell when she and my bro wake up. Now, My bro is Captain Anal, and so, he's gonna bollock me and tell my mum and cause a drama.
So, what should I do? What amazing excuse should I come up with to avoid a big argument? Help me! I'm scared! :(
So, what should I do? What amazing excuse should I come up with to avoid a big argument? Help me! I'm scared! :(
trip !SHjzCSZsqE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #100,896
Set your computer on fire to cover up the cigarette smoke
Lawrence !9p5vCatBBQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #100,898
> My bro is Captain Anal
Just give him a nice pegging in the morning and everything should be fine.
Just give him a nice pegging in the morning and everything should be fine.
Nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #100,899
step outside to smoke, dummy
Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,901
Anais (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,903
Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,905
Turn off all your fluorescent ceiling lights and light up a lot of candles in the shape of a cross. Hopefully, the candle scents will eliminate your nasty smoke odor by then. If they happen to walk in, tell them you have been getting signs by God. Tell them God told you to.
This has worked every time for me.
This has worked every time for me.
trip !SHjzCSZsqE replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,906
@OP
> So, I'm at my mums. And I've broken a major rule: No smoking in the house. I'm smoking in my bedroom and have the window open, but there will likely be some residual smell when she and my bro wake up. Now, My bro is Captain Anal, and so, he's gonna bollock me and tell my mum and cause a drama.
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> So, what should I do? What amazing excuse should I come up with to avoid a big argument? Help me! I'm scared! :(
Lol I didn't even read that you were the OP. You should have just gone outside like Nimj said, silly limey girl
> So, I'm at my mums. And I've broken a major rule: No smoking in the house. I'm smoking in my bedroom and have the window open, but there will likely be some residual smell when she and my bro wake up. Now, My bro is Captain Anal, and so, he's gonna bollock me and tell my mum and cause a drama.
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> So, what should I do? What amazing excuse should I come up with to avoid a big argument? Help me! I'm scared! :(
Lol I didn't even read that you were the OP. You should have just gone outside like Nimj said, silly limey girl
Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,909
trip !SHjzCSZsqE replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,912
@previous (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
Because its weird that I know her on a more personal level than my fellow channers? Don't be jelly
Because its weird that I know her on a more personal level than my fellow channers? Don't be jelly
Anais (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,913
@100,905 (Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw)
lol, that is brilliant. My mum knows I'm an atheist but the sheer thrill that I've regained my faith might just act as a wonderful bonus and will detract from any trace of smoke left over.
lol, that is brilliant. My mum knows I'm an atheist but the sheer thrill that I've regained my faith might just act as a wonderful bonus and will detract from any trace of smoke left over.
Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #100,915
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #101,042
No help form me on this one.
One day I can give you advise on how to deal with your failing heart, or that cancer that will eat your dick away as a result of smoking.
One day I can give you advise on how to deal with your failing heart, or that cancer that will eat your dick away as a result of smoking.